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Song Parodies -> "I'm Too Sexist"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexist"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I know that somebody else on this site already tried to do a parody of the same OS, with the same title. However, their version basically just replaced the word "sexy" with "sexist" while keeping all the other lyrics the same (it's almost as if they didn't know what sexism was), and as a result it got almost universally negative reviews. I decided to try it myself and see if I could come up with something better. Hope you like it!
I'm too sexist for my girl, too sexist for my girl
My girlfriend left me
'Cause I'm too sexist

I'm too sexist for this school, too sexist for this school
This teacher is cool!
And I'm too sexist for this class, too sexist for this class
I ogle her a--!

I like Playboy, you know what I mean
And I visit porno sites on the computer
The computer, the computer, yeah
I visit porno sites on the the computer

I'm to sexist for this job, too sexist for this job
My boss is a broad!
And I'm too sexist, I am told, too sexist I am told
But she's ugly and old!

I like Penthouse, you know what I mean
And I visit dirty sites on my computer
My computer, my computer yeah
I visit dirty sites on my computer

I'm too sexist for my, too sexist for my, too sexist for my

'Cause I like Hustler, you know what I mean
And I visit porno sites on my computer
My computer, my computer yeah
I visit porno sites on my computer

I'm too sexist for this van, too sexist for this van
Real men don't drive 'em
And I'm too sexist for this site, too sexist for this site
Yes, Am I Right?

And I'm too sexist for this song...uh...parody...yeah.
Hope it's an improvement.

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