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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Right Said Fred that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 68 misheard song lyrics for Right Said Fred on amIright currently.
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"Bumped"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I needed was a sturdy glove to make it right
Original Lyrics:
All I needed was a turtle dove to make it right
"Bumped"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chatty nigger in New Zealand
Original Lyrics:
Chattanooga, Tennessee
"Deeply Dippy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeply dippy 'bout the cups you've got
Deeply hot, hot for the cups you've got
Deeply hot, hot for the cups you've got
Original Lyrics:
Deeply dippy 'bout the curves you've got
Deeply hot, hot for the curves you've got
Deeply hot, hot for the curves you've got
"Deeply Dippy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeply dippy 'bout your Spanish eyes I see your smile, lips that go on for miles and miles
Original Lyrics:
Deeply dippy 'bout your Spanish eyes Sierra smile, legs that go on for miles and miles
"Deeply Dippy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's set sail for the seeds of passion now
Original Lyrics:
Let's set sail for the seas of passion now
"Don't Talk Just Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't torture kids.
Original Lyrics:
Don't talk, just kiss.
"Don't Talk Just Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch those kids
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
Move your tongue 'round and 'round.
Original Lyrics:
Don't talk, just kiss
Let your tongue fool around.
Let your tongue fool around.
"Don't Talk Just Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time just kiss
or
Long time just this
or
Long time just this
Original Lyrics:
Don't talk, just kiss.
"Don't Talk Just Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's for the lamb
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let's fool around
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do my little term on the catwalk
Original Lyrics:
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I play my guitar on the catwalk
Original Lyrics:
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm too 16 for this song
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for this song
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy fo my land
Too sexy for my land, New York, and Japan.
Too sexy for my land, New York, and Japan.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for the land
Too sexy for the land New York and Japan
Too sexy for the land New York and Japan
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for the soft!
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for this song!
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for, that's all!
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for this song!
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I do my little turds in the cat box
Original Lyrics:
I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have morals, you know what I mean?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shape my little turn on the catwalk.
or
I shave my little bush on the catwalk.
or
I shave my little bush on the catwalk.
Original Lyrics:
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave my little tush on the catwalk
Original Lyrics:
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want $2.60 for my car.
Original Lyrics:
I am too sexy for my car.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a flower, you know what I mean
And I murdered someone on the catwalk.
And I murdered someone on the catwalk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mama, you know what I mean.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, you know what I mean.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a martyr, you know what I mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, you know what I mean
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mondo, ya know what I mean
And I do my little t*** on the catwalk.
And I do my little t*** on the catwalk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a moron
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm immoral, you know what I mean?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for it, I'm sure.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for me land.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my LAN
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my carp
Too sexy for my carp
Too sexy by farts.
Too sexy for my carp
Too sexy by farts.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far.
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my cat
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my hat
Both are correct, at different places in the song. One could be misheard as the other.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Black and white cowskin hat.
Too sexy for my hat
Black and white cowskin hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my lamb
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my lamp.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my land.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my land
Too sexy for my land
New York and Japan
Too sexy for my land
New York and Japan
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my len
Too sexy for my len
You lot can depend.
Too sexy for my len
You lot can depend.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan.
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my liver
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my s***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shark
Too sexy for my shark
So sexy in hearts
Too sexy for my shark
So sexy in hearts
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my show
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for the potty
Too sexy for the potty
The way I've just gone dancing.
Too sexy for the potty
The way I've just gone dancing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your body.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your party.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your body
Too sexy for your body
The way I'm disco dancing.
Too sexy for your body
The way I'm disco dancing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two sixty for my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your mother, you know what I mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm a m-model, you know what I mean
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No way, I'll just go dancing.
Original Lyrics:
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, wait, I've just got time to sing
Original Lyrics:
No way I'm disco dancing
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I just go dancing
Original Lyrics:
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I'm Disco Thompson.
Original Lyrics:
No way, I'm disco dancing.
"I'm Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I'm disco dancing.
Original Lyrics:
No way I'm disco dancing.
"I’m Too Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m just sexting for my cat
Original Lyrics:
I’m too sexy for my hat
"Those Simple Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Phillies saw and loved
Original Lyrics:
The film we saw and loved
"Wonderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left to wander
Original Lyrics:
Left to wonder
"You're My Mate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think she's a gal
Original Lyrics:
I think she's a cow
"You're My Mate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go for a treat
or
Let's go for a dream
or
Let's go to the street
or
Let's go for a dream
or
Let's go to the street
Original Lyrics:
Let's go for a drink
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