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Song Parodies -> "I Switched to Timeline"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall to Pieces"

Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"I Switched to Timeline"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to the new Timeline layout courtesy of Facebook and to those of us who hate it with a passion.
I switched to Timeline
Last time I went on Facebook
I switched to Timeline
As Facebook twisted my arm

Do you think my profile's still the same,
The same as it would have been with the changes?
I've tried so hard to forget these new settings
I skim it and see it's a timeline

I switched to Timeline
Each time I see a plain page
I switched to Timeline
Its maker can't feel my rage

He tells everybody it's for the best
The new design boasts improved organization
But each time I dream about my old page
I skim it and see it's a timeline

I skim it and see it's a timeline
Maybe it'll grow on me, I don't know...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Porfle Popnecker - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
You have captured my rage as well. Curse you, Timeline!
Rebekah Dub - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
What pisses me off was being blindsided about it. Like, one minute my regular page was up, and the next minute I discovered my page had turned into a timeline. Grrrr!
John Barry - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Facebook gets worse with every change.
Rob Arndt - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info, Rebekah- I rated you 555 earlier but forgot to comment!
Rebekah Dub - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
No problem! And yes, Facebook does seem to get worse with each change. It seems as if once one figures everything out and gets used to it, Mr. Zuckerburg and his minions change everything again.

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