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"9 In The Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cook as you can, so you do
Original Lyrics:
You could 'cause you can so you do.
"9 In The Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause it's nine in the afternoon
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause your cat saw your doodle.
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause your cat saw your doodle.
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause it's nine in the afternoon
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause you can so you do.
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause you can so you do.
"Behind the Sea" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jinx things really as they leave
Original Lyrics:
Jinxed things ringing as they leak
"Behind the Sea" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So our matching blades are marching clocks
Original Lyrics:
So our matching legs are marching clocks
"Bittersweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just shedding
I'm just shedding a trap and I'm not pulling hoe
I'm just shedding a trap and I'm not pulling hoe
Original Lyrics:
I'm just setting
I'm just setting a trap and I'm not pulling no
I'm just setting a trap and I'm not pulling no
"Build God, Then We'll Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty all of the sheets and before all the stains
Are a few more of your least favorite things.
Are a few more of your least favorite things.
Original Lyrics:
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"Build God, Then We'll Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** on the sheets and before all the stains
I don't need more of your least favorite things.
I don't need more of your least favorite things.
Original Lyrics:
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"Build God, Then We'll Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoes on the sheets and before all the stains,
add up to be more of your least favorite things
add up to be more of your least favorite things
Original Lyrics:
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"But It's Better If You Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And isn't this a tractor where you like it
It's a tractor where you like it
you know I'm playing for love and a lap dance
and playing for naivety
It's a tractor where you like it
you know I'm playing for love and a lap dance
and playing for naivety
Original Lyrics:
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I
'm exactly where you like me you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
'm exactly where you like me you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
"But It's Better If You Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you like me you know
Paying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
I'm exactly where you like me you know
Paying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
Original Lyrics:
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you like me you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
I'm exactly where you like me you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
For some reason, UK refers to this song as "But It's Better When We Do" on its iTunes.
"Camisado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If Shirley ain't normal
Well, we deal, we deal.
Well, we deal, we deal.
Original Lyrics:
It sure as h*** ain't normal
But we deal, we deal.
But we deal, we deal.
"Camisado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ivy end, your hospital's bad.
Original Lyrics:
The I.V. and, your hospital bed
"Camisado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ivy end, your husband'll bet
Original Lyrics:
The I.V. and, your hospital bed
"Camisado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They hide behind your hospital bed
Original Lyrics:
The I.V. and, your hospital bed
"Camisado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the centre for skidding on the linoleum floor
Original Lyrics:
This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
"Crazy=Genius"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Evil Genius
Original Lyrics:
Crazy '=' Genius
"Crazy=Genius"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so strange like commuters with briefcases throwing a line
Original Lyrics:
You're so straight like commuters with briefcases towing the line
"Death of a Bachelor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm playing a game
Original Lyrics:
I'm playing hooky
"Death of a Bachelor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm playing her geese
Original Lyrics:
I'm playing hooky
"Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright, alright, it's the head of a billy goat.
Original Lyrics:
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though.
"Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my life, been hustlin'
And tonight I go to prison
'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
And tonight I go to prison
'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
Original Lyrics:
All my life, been hustlin'
And tonight is my appraisal
'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
And tonight is my appraisal
'Cause I'm a hooker sellin' songs
And my pimp's a record label
"Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you do Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
And if you lose, boo-hoo
"Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you use poo-poo
Original Lyrics:
And if you lose, boo-hoo
"Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Garden of Eden
Original Lyrics:
In the Garden of Evil
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always gonna be that one in a minute
or
Always gonna be that one in a Minion
or
Always gonna be that one in a Minion
Original Lyrics:
Always gonna be that one in a million
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to have Ha! Ha! hopes for a living. (...) Always say Ha! Ha! hopes.
Original Lyrics:
Had to have high, high hopes for a living. (...) Always had high, high hopes.
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to have Ha! Ha! hopes for a living.
(Later)
Always say Ha! Ha! hopes.
(Later)
Always say Ha! Ha! hopes.
Original Lyrics:
Had to have high, high hopes for a living.
(Later)
Always had high, high hopes.
(Later)
Always had high, high hopes.
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always had high high hopes for Eleven
Original Lyrics:
Had to have high high hopes for a livin'
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Llama said
Original Lyrics:
Mama said
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said, armpit fur oddities
Original Lyrics:
Mama said, it's uphill for oddities
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said, it's uphill varieties.
Original Lyrics:
Mama said, it's uphill for oddities
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmoset
Original Lyrics:
Mama said
"House of Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
The deeper that you go
It takes my breath away
It takes my breath away
Original Lyrics:
The deeper that I go
It takes my breath away
It takes my breath away
It's one small word but mishearing it makes it sound like he's singing about gay sex. I'm sorry if this isn't appropriate.
"Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a rumor or less
Original Lyrics:
To the room where I’m blessed
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is spanking me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is back again.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is beckoning.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor is beckoning
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is back in me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the bedroom door
Original Lyrics:
Closing a goddamn door
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the contest, oh no
Original Lyrics:
Closing the g**d**n door
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing a goddamn door
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing the Goddamn door
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the golden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing the goddamn door
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't sleep, thinking of the people I've never heard of, closing the god damn door knob
Original Lyrics:
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door"
Original Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing g**d*** door"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a godamn doorknob?'
Closing a godamn doorknob?'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a godamn door?' No!
Closing a godamn door?' No!
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got in! "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
Original Lyrics:
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is sane.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean technically, I married a saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shined in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in technically America's saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine, as I'm shaving my pubes in a church corridor.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church called :"r'adore."
As I'm pacing the pews in a church called :"r'adore."
Original Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This calls for toast so
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
Original Lyrics:
This calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of hope and rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisioned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rushing everything
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of voice and rashes over me
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a stupid poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
well technically our marriage is sick
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor girl's bride is a whore.
What a shame the poor girl's bride is a whore.
Original Lyrics:
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein said, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dog d*** door.
Closing the dog d*** door.
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door.
Closing the g**d*** door.
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Facing the pubes in a church corridor
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasting the pubes on a church carpet door
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"Into the Unknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ignore your whiskers
Original Lyrics:
And ignore your whispers
"L.A Devotee"
Misheard Lyrics:
swimming balls on the desert skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies
"LA Devotee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Splitting balls in the desert's skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies
"LA Devotee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating balls under desert skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies
"LA Devotee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweaty balls under desert skies
Original Lyrics:
Swimming pools under desert skies
"Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fate will play a sound With a solemn pirouette
Original Lyrics:
Fate will play us out With a song of pure romance
"Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fate will play us out
With the song of pyramids
With the song of pyramids
Original Lyrics:
Fate will play us out
With a song of pure romance
With a song of pure romance
"Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
They will play our sound, a sound of pure romance
Original Lyrics:
Fate will play us out
With a song of pure romance
With a song of pure romance
"Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they always had belonged Cold hearts or colder socks
Original Lyrics:
Where they always have belonged Cold hearts brew colder songs
I know it's actually songs, but i hear socks every time!
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to meet the press.
Original Lyrics:
Panic!: meet the press.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to meet the press.
Original Lyrics:
Panic!: meet the press.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk you better walk,
You better package it up
You better package it up
Original Lyrics:
If you talk you better walk,
You better back your sh*t up
You better back your sh*t up
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
Original Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
Original Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us sing like the pros.
Original Lyrics:
Let us sing like the doves.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us sing like the pros.
Original Lyrics:
Let us sing like the doves.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start talking this sensational lisp.
Original Lyrics:
Start talking "a sensationalist".
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start talking this sensational lisp.
Original Lyrics:
Start talking "a sensationalist".
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better package it up.
Original Lyrics:
You better back your s*** up.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better package it up.
Original Lyrics:
You better back your s*** up.
"London Beckoned, Songs About Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Panic! Is depressed
Original Lyrics:
Panic! Meet the press.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taki" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess we're back to us
So can romance remain the focus.
In case our last dreams were ****ed up
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up your coat)
So can romance remain the focus.
In case our last dreams were ****ed up
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up your coat)
Original Lyrics:
So I guess we're back to us
So camera man swing the focus.
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
So camera man swing the focus.
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
Full Title: Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So disastrous boys and hot looking girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So test on them boys and all the twin girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hormonal girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone poison and hard liquor girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone poisoned all the good girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you dance to this bee,
and hold a rubber cross?
and hold a rubber cross?
Original Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat,
and hold a lover close?
and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you dance tot his beat
And hold your mother's clothes?
And hold your mother's clothes?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you dance to this beat
And hold your lover close?
And hold your lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's not get self-prestigious
Did you think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Did you think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Original Lyrics:
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Disaster on Boys, and Hog all the Girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So disasterous boys and hard liquid girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and I f*** with girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and all the queen girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hard looking girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
The whole song title is 'Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off'. I wonder if a song title could be any longer.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hot liquid girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
full title is "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
Original Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your skin.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your skin.
Original Lyrics:
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch his skin.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch his skin.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and butt-ugly girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and all the quick girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold on to your clothes?
Will you dance to this beat and hold on to your clothes?
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taki" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disastrous boys and hot ugly girls
Original Lyrics:
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn girls
"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taki" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
testosterone poisoned harlequin girls
Original Lyrics:
testosterone boys and harlequin girls
"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hard liquid girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hard liquid girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So tostesterone boys and hang liquer girls
Will you dance to this speed
And hold a lover rose?
Will you dance to this speed
And hold a lover rose?
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
"Miss Jackson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson I'm agnostic.
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson I am not steak.
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson I am not steak.
Original Lyrics:
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson are you nasty?
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson are you nasty?
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson are you nasty?
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Oh, musicant who chokes on bees situations
Original Lyrics:
Oh Oh, was it God who chokes in these situations?
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hospice is relaxing
We can get away
Where you're a cut above the rest
We can get away
Where you're a cut above the rest
Original Lyrics:
The hospice is
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
I'll send the shakes
I'll send the pills.
I'll send the shakes
I'll send the pills.
Original Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills.
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills.
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hospital
A relaxing weekend
Where you can Google above all the rest
A relaxing weekend
Where you can Google above all the rest
Original Lyrics:
The hospice is
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
"Nicotine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I taste you on the hips and I can't get rid of you
So I say "Damn you kids and the awful things you do!"
So I say "Damn you kids and the awful things you do!"
Original Lyrics:
I taste you on my lips and I can't get rid of you
So I say "Damn your kiss and the awful things you do!"
So I say "Damn your kiss and the awful things you do!"
"Nicotine"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I say damn your kids
And the awful things you do
And the awful things you do
Original Lyrics:
So I say damn your kiss
And the awful things you do
And the awful things you do
"Northern Downpour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look back at both feet and that 1D meme
Original Lyrics:
Look back at both feet and that winding knee
"Northern Downpour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look back at buzzfeed and that 1D meme
Original Lyrics:
Look back at both feet and that winding knee
"Northern Downpour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What evades my one and lonely
Original Lyrics:
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
"Old Fashioned"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the false side of hope where believers conceive
And there's only memories when it's over
And there's only memories when it's over
Original Lyrics:
It's the false side of hope where believers concede
And there's only memories when it's over
And there's only memories when it's over
Editor's note: This song was recorded only by Panic At The Disco as a band. Lead singer Brendon Urie NEVER recorded a solo version of it.
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll me like a butt 'cause I wanna go home
Original Lyrics:
Roll me like a blunt, 'cause I wanna go home
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row me like a boat, 'cause I wanna go home
Original Lyrics:
Roll me like a blunt, 'cause I wanna go home
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Pasta, the pavement
Original Lyrics:
The past on the pavement
"Roaring 20s"
Misheard Lyrics:
The puss on the pavement
Original Lyrics:
The past on the pavement
Puss would have made that really gross...
"Sarah Smiles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you sh*tting me?
Original Lyrics:
Are you saving me?
"Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is making me c**.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning, come.
"That Green Gentlemen (Things Have Changed)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said I hate the city
I never said I'd date the town.
I never said I'd date the town.
Original Lyrics:
I never said I’d leave the city
I never said I’d leave this town.
I never said I’d leave this town.
"That Green Gentlemen (Things Have Changed)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are shaping up to be pretty odd,
Little dancing musical beds
Little dancing musical beds
Original Lyrics:
Things are shaping up to be pretty odd,
Little deaths in musical beds
Little deaths in musical beds
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suici..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be boys, there'll be wine.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be boys, don't be wives.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dopey boys, dopey wives
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Filthy boys, filthy lies
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I aim to be
Your eyes
Drunky boys
Drunky wives.
Your eyes
Drunky boys
Drunky wives.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be
Your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
Your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me more, show me more.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
The full name of this song is 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage'.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stofie boys, stofie, why?
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear to shut the f*** up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me why.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes
Will be boys
Will be whys.
Will be boys
Will be whys.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on just snap-snap-snap your penis for me
Original Lyrics:
Come on just snap-snap-snap your fingers for me.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be foolish, don't be wise
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me boys, show me wives
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirl it, shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
you'll be boys, you'll be wives
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirly shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirly shake it up
Shhh, I just want to listen.
Shhh, I just want to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am to be Four-Eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be your eyes.
"There's A Good Reason Why These Tables..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For that mummy, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
Original Lyrics:
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
"Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Hon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet to them your name is Jeep.
Original Lyrics:
I bet to them your name is cheap.
"This Is Gospel"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause these words are never off to good starts
Original Lyrics:
'Cause these words are knives and often leave scars
"This Is Gospel"
Misheard Lyrics:
These words are nice enough to leave scars
Original Lyrics:
These words are knives and often leave scars
"This Is Gospel"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a beat-'em-up
Original Lyrics:
This is the beat of my heart
Beat-'em-up being a genre of video game.
"This Is Gospel"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the bee lover
Original Lyrics:
This is the beat of my heart
"This Is Gospel"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the pedo mama
Original Lyrics:
This is the beat of my heart
"Time To Dance (demo)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you better have it.
Original Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you let her have it?
"Time To Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that's just ridiculous, Liam.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause that's just ridiculously odd
"Time To Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she'll play it
And make it sense your soul, you cry.
And make it sense your soul, you cry.
Original Lyrics:
But she'll play it
And make it sincere so you cry.
And make it sincere so you cry.
"Time To Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and ordering virgin drinks
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
"Time To Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say 'Shocker', you say 'Wedding'
'Shocker Wedding', 'Shocker Wedding'
'Shocker Wedding', 'Shocker Wedding'
Original Lyrics:
When I say 'Shotgun', you say 'Wedding'
'Shotgun', 'Wedding', 'Shotgun', 'Wedding'
'Shotgun', 'Wedding', 'Shotgun', 'Wedding'
"When the Day Met the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in exchange for your time
I give you this mayo?
I give you this mayo?
Original Lyrics:
And in exchange for your time
I give you this smile?
I give you this smile?
"northern downpour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugarcane in the easy morning (You are at the top of my lungs)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to that Russian caviar)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to that Russian caviar)
Original Lyrics:
Sugarcane in the easy morning (You are at the top of my lungs)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to the ones who never yawn)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to the ones who never yawn)
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