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Song Parodies -> "High Heels"

Original Song Title:

"High Hopes"

Original Performer:

Panic at the Disco

Parody Song Title:

"High Heels"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

No one should have to wear those awful shoes
High, high heels

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Bumping on the doors with my head when I couldn’t duck in time
Didn't have a brain only thought about my shoes
Always wore high, high heels

High, high hopes

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Didn't know how I was gonna take the pain
I was gonna walk a mile or two daily
Always wore high, high heels

Mama said
Fulfill the prophecy
Be someone girly
Go get dressed up
It’s your destiny
Back in the days
We just did everything, just did everything

Mama said
Don’t burn your platforms
Maintain our history
Set down your wildest dreams
Pain in your soles, every day
We just did everything, just did everything

Mama said, try to walk, it's a little complicated
Slip in the foot, no flip flops and I'd hate to see you wear sneakers

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Bumping on the doors with my head when I couldn’t duck in time
Didn't have a brain only thought about my shoes
Always wore high, high heels

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Didn't know how I was gonna take the pain
I was gonna walk a mile in or two daily
Always wore high, high heels


High, high heels

Mama said
Your shoes might fall apart
Then go buy some more
Don’t be who you wanna be
Just wear a pair of these
Don't ever change
We just did everything, just dideverything

High, high heels

Stand up on that shoe
Stand up on that shoe and never come down, oh
Stand up on that shoe
Stand up on that shoe and never come down

Mama said, try to walk, it's a little complicated
Slip in the foot, no flip flops and I'd hate to see you in sneakers
They say it's bad for feet but they haven't seen your best hee-e-e-els
So I go one more run and doesn’t care how it fee-e-e-els

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Bumping on the doors with my head when I couldn’t duck in time
Didn't have a brain only thought about my shoes
Always wore high, high heels

High, high heels

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Didn't know how I was gonna take the pain
I was gonna walk a mile or two daily
Always wore high, high heels

High, high heels

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Bumping on the doors with my head when I couldn’t duck in time
Didn't have a brain only thought about my shoes
Always wore high, high heels

High, high heels

Had to wear high, high heels for a living
Didn't know how I was gonna take the pain
I was gonna walk a mile or two daily
Always wore high, high heels

High, high heels

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