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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Joe Cocker
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There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Joe Cocker on amIright currently.
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"All Our Tomorrows"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll make our own brand of delight
And take all the coffee we made.
And take all the coffee we made.
Original Lyrics:
We'll make our own brand of delight
And take all the comfort we may.
And take all the comfort we may.
"Delta Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, when I'm home again and eggplant
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when I'm home again in England
"Delta Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were closely tartan ears
Our heart was beating.
Our heart was beating.
Original Lyrics:
We were closely touching
Yes, our heart was beating.
Yes, our heart was beating.
"Delta Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you tear the shirt off my body
Original Lyrics:
The warm and tender shelter of your body
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...until someone comes along and takes my face,
I'll get my mail, man, in a different place...
I'll get my mail, man, in a different place...
Original Lyrics:
Till someone comes along and takes my place, yeah,
With a different name, oh, and a different face.
With a different name, oh, and a different face.
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bom, you start to meep a wombat rag
Original Lyrics:
Well boy, you sure took me for one big ride
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, you shelter me warm and right.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, you sure took me on one big ride.
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even now I see it in my wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Even now I sit and wonder why.
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been an all nighter
Original Lyrics:
I'm feelin' alright
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to leave before I start to sneeze...
Original Lyrics:
I got to leave before I start to scream...
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan, I've got to have a change of scene...
Original Lyrics:
Seems I got to have a change of scene
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you sheltered me, a wombat ride
Even now I'm sad, and I wonder why.
Even now I'm sad, and I wonder why.
Original Lyrics:
Well boy, you sure took me for one big ride
And even now I sit and wonder why.
And even now I sit and wonder why.
"Feelin' Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of you I stop and feel my crack...
Original Lyrics:
And when I think of you I start myself to cry out...
"Feels Like Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you have to have you next to me?
Original Lyrics:
Wanted you, had to have you next to me.
"Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes a whole lotta venison darling
Original Lyrics:
It takes a whole lotta medicine darling
"N'oubliez Jamais"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newly wed champagne
Original Lyrics:
N'oubliez jamais
"Performance"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't know that you're playin' to plead.
Original Lyrics:
They don't know that you're prayin' to please.
"The Letter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your cigarette, my baby wants more.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I gotta get back to my baby once more?
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, we'll let our hearts decide
A***holes will follow.
A***holes will follow.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, we'll let our hearts decide
Our souls will follow.
Our souls will follow.
"Unchain My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'ry time I call you on the floor..
Original Lyrics:
Ev'ry time I call you on the phone..
"Unchain My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God shave my heart, set me free.
Original Lyrics:
Unchain my heart, set me free.
"Unchain My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jake the hun, set me free.
Original Lyrics:
Unchain my heart, set me free.
"When The Night Comes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets blown to pieces on the count to three.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up all the pieces of this shattered dreams.
"When The Night Comes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to be there with someone, with a Nikon.
Original Lyrics:
I just want to be there with someone, when the night comes.
"When The Night Comes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It gets all blown to pieces on the count of three.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up all the pieces of these shattered dreams.
"When The Night Comes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's put on our cashmere Honda.
Original Lyrics:
Let's put all our cares behind us.
"When The Night Comes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of all the pieces of the shattered dream.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up all the pieces of this shattered dream.
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it sure feels like Manheim.
Original Lyrics:
But it sure feels like mine, now.
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a little help from my friends.
Original Lyrics:
With a little help from my friends.
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get high
I said I'm gonna get high
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get by
I said I'm gonna get by
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will try not to sing 'Tequila!'
Original Lyrics:
I will try not to sing off key.
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will try not to sing about tequila
Original Lyrics:
I will try not to sing out of key
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay on me old ears,
and I'll sing you a song,
I will try to not sing on a keenya
and I'll sing you a song,
I will try to not sing on a keenya
Original Lyrics:
Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song,
I will try not to sing out of key
and I'll sing you a song,
I will try not to sing out of key
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch what you do if I sing out of tune
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch what you do with that sane attitude.
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With A Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch what you do
With that side attitude
With that side attitude
Original Lyrics:
What would you do
If I sang out of tune
If I sang out of tune
"With A Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch what you do with that stank attitude
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune
Theme from Wonder Years T.V. show
"With a Little Help From My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you meet everybody?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need anybody?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try not to sing out a key
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try not to sing out of key
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need Eddie Money?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need any money?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need any honey?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need anybody?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need any money?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need anybody?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me all ears and I'll sing you a song
Original Lyrics:
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do I do when my love airs away?
Original Lyrics:
What do I do when my love is away?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out a tune?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do with that zang attitude?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do with the same latitude?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What wouldn't do if I sang out a tune?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With a Little Help from My Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you believe that our love at first bite?
Original Lyrics:
Would you believe that our love at first sight?
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so movable
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so musical to me
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so pitiful compared to me.
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me.
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so pitiful to me.
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me.
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so pitiful
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're everything I go for
Original Lyrics:
You're everything I hoped for
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're everything the Pope wants
Original Lyrics:
You're everything I've hoped for
"You Are So Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're everything to me
Original Lyrics:
You're everything I need
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on me, you can leave your hat on.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet darlin', you can leave your hat on.
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet darlin'
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can leave your head on
Original Lyrics:
You can leave your hat on
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can leave your head on
Original Lyrics:
You can leave your hat on
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