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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Fergie
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There are 61 misheard song lyrics for Fergie on amIright currently.
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"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought I'd miss you, like a child misses their blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you, like a child misses their blanket
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like Jabba misses his blanket.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like Jambi missed his blanket.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses Abe Lincoln.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses his pancake.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child, Mrs. Abe Lincoln.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you; my jommies and my blanky.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
urbandictionary.com definition for : Jommie: -Pair of blue pants that can talk *Is very stoopid*
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Latro, no miso, Ms. Chavez is like a blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clarity, pee, serenity
Original Lyrics:
Clarity, peace, serenity.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some shepherd
Original Lyrics:
I need some shelter
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and Ayrton Senna
Clarity peace serenity.
Clarity peace serenity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity.
Clarity, peace, serenity.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Please some clarity.
Please some clarity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, serenity.
Peace, serenity.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself
In center, clarity, peace, serenity.
In center, clarity, peace, serenity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself
Instead of calamity, peace, serenity.
Instead of calamity, peace, serenity.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
If that's some straightening out to do
Original Lyrics:
We got some straightening out to do!
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to be Big Bird now
And Big Bird don't cry
And Big Bird don't cry
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
And big girls don't cry
Big Bird is the lead character of Sesame Street.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to be a big grown-up.
Original Lyrics:
It's time to be a big girl now.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to be a vicar now
And vicars don't cry
And vicars don't cry
Original Lyrics:
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
And big girls don't cry
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
No latro, no miss you, Ms. Chavez is like a blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you, like a child misses their blanket
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, barefoot I'm walking, I must go alone.
Original Lyrics:
The path that I'm walking, I must go alone.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your stinky finger's on me now.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be with myself and Ayrton Senna
Original Lyrics:
To be with myself and center
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play Jackson cards.
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play Jets and Uno cards
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
Jets as in the New York Jets
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and mmmmm cards.
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards.
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're finally back on your flight to your New York hometown
Original Lyrics:
You're probably back on your flight to your hometown
"Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't breathe when you touch me, Steve.
Original Lyrics:
Can't breathe when you touch me, sleep
"Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me trippin' oh, stumblin' oh, slippin' oh, fumblin' oh
All because I'm fallin' in love
All because I'm fallin' in love
Original Lyrics:
You got me trippin' oh, stumbling oh, flippin' oh, fumbling oh
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys come and go like sneezes
Original Lyrics:
Boys come and go like seasons
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys just come and go like seizures
Original Lyrics:
Boys just come and go like seasons
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm TriTail
That I can't be true, like Clydetail.
That I can't be true, like Clydetail.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm tryin' to tell
That I can't be treated like clientele.
That I can't be treated like clientele.
For those who don't know: TriTail is a Neopet. Clydetail is some guy on the Internet.
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fergalicious deaf
or
Fergalicious death
or
Fergalicious death
Original Lyrics:
Fergalicious def--
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put them boys on pride rock.
Original Lyrics:
I put them boys on rock, rock.
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And kennel of the ladies put it down like me.
And kennel of the ladies put it down like me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me
And can't no other lady put it down like me
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your boys go local
Original Lyrics:
Make your boys go loco
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your boys go robo
Original Lyrics:
Make your boys go loco
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
T to the A to the S T E, white girl you tasty
Original Lyrics:
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious.
Original Lyrics:
The beat that I'm bangin' is the next s***.
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glamorous ooh fancy fancy
Original Lyrics:
The glamorous ooh flossy flossy
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my Focol
Original Lyrics:
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my Volvo
Original Lyrics:
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying first class
Up in the sky
Gettin' s***faced.
Up in the sky
Gettin' s***faced.
Original Lyrics:
Flying first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne.
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying first class
Up in the sky
On a s*** plane
Living the life.
or
We flying first class
Up in the sky
On a jet plane
Living the life.
Up in the sky
On a s*** plane
Living the life.
or
We flying first class
Up in the sky
On a jet plane
Living the life.
Original Lyrics:
We flying first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Living my life.
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Living my life.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Granny knows
Original Lyrics:
Glamorous
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a million buttered scones
Original Lyrics:
Half a million for the stones
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a million buttered stones
Original Lyrics:
Half a million for the stones
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still go to Taco Bell
Drivethrough, bras hell.
Drivethrough, bras hell.
Original Lyrics:
I still go to Taco Bell
Drivethough, raw as hell
Drivethough, raw as hell
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a shrimp thing.
Original Lyrics:
Poppin' champagne
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got people in my beer.
Original Lyrics:
I've got people in my ear.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a s*** plane
Original Lyrics:
Poppin' champagne
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's flopsy, flopsy.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh the flossy, flossy!
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the flauntsy flauntsy
Original Lyrics:
Ooh the flossy, flossy!
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh Floppy nutsack!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh the flossy, flossy!
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rather clamorous
Ohh, the flopsy, flopsy.
Ohh, the flopsy, flopsy.
Original Lyrics:
By the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy!
Ooh, the flossy, flossy!
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reminscing on days when I had a moustache.
Original Lyrics:
Reminscing on days when I had a Mustang.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sipping, reminiscing on days when I had a mustache.
Original Lyrics:
Sipping, reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking trips from here to Braum's
Original Lyrics:
Taking trips from here to Rome
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glamorous, ooh the flossing, flossing
Original Lyrics:
The glamorous, ooh it's flossy, flossy
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
We flying first class, up in the sky, on a jet plane...
Original Lyrics:
We flying the first class, up in the sky, poppin' champagne...
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
you're a s**tbag
Original Lyrics:
Poppin' champagne
"London Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
(It'll snap!)
Original Lyrics:
(Oh snap!)
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