Are you ready...
If you aint got no gender take yo' blank ass home
You say: If you aint got no sex take yo' bland ass home

A-N-D-R-O-G-Y-N-O-U-S, yeah A-N-D-R-O-G-Y-N-O-U-S

I am sexless
Wonder why
It's senseless
Don't be shy
Can you guess?
But don't try
By the androgynous, oh the hanky panky

The androgynous,
The androgynous, androgynous
By the androgynous, oh the flanky flanky

People try to guess my sex
Are these boobs or maybe pecs?
Maybe it's in my hair
Or the things I like to wear
Is that make-up on my face?
Check my pic on MySpace
I'm not lean, I'm not green (?!)
I'm no queen, I'm no king
When I go to Taco Bell
I hear those people yell
I dont care, I'm still real
That's just the way I feel
50-50 chance you could be right
Maybe I'm a simple hermaphrodite
Sippin', guessin' if I have a di*k or a vadge
Now I sing...

I am sexless
Ain't no lie
It's senseless
Gal or guy?
Can you guess?
But don't try
By the androgynous, oh the hanky panky

The androgynous,
The androgynous, androgynous
By the androgynous, oh the flanky flanky

A-N-D-R-O-G-Y-N-O-U-S, yeah A-N-D-R-O-G-Y-N-O-U-S

I am sexless
People try
It's senseless
Make you sigh
Can you guess?
It's a tie
By the androgynous, oh the hanky panky

The androgynous,
The androgynous, androgynous
By the androgynous, oh the flanky flanky

Whenever I drink beer
Guys come to me and leer
They are taken by surprise
By what's between my thighs
Have I undergone sex-change?
To me it don't mean a thang
But the guys still say "Dang!
Is that thing okay to bang?"
People ask me if my I'm gay
I look like I coud be in anime
My gender's a mystery,to everyone 'cept me
I could reveal to you
But that I won't do
Plus,my daddy told me so
He let his ______ know

My daddy told me so...
He let his ______ know
My daddy told me so...
He let his ______ know