Song Parodies -> Chucky's Theme Song

Original Song Title:

"Invisible"

Original Performer:

Clay Aiken

  
Parody Song Title:

"Chucky's Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Duane Barry

Sung by the killer doll, who's back yet again with another movie. Who would have thought his singing voice sounded so much like Clay Aiken's?
Whatcha' doin' tonight
Wish I could sneak down through your hall
Are you really alone
Who will hear your screams
Why can't I bring an end to your life
You'll start to shake when you see that I'm alive

I am invincible
Nobody can keep me in the tomb
I am invincible
I'll do some crime tonight
This doll is unbreakable
I'm gonna stab you where you stand
I was not the smartest man
But now I'm invincible

Wait... I got killed again.

Tiny footsteps aren't loud
I creep through your home
You don't hear a sound
I keep tracing your steps
Each move that you make
Wish I weren't a toy with a killer's mind
Wish I weren't a Cabbage Patch Kid brought to life

I am invincible
I can just stalk you to your doom
I am invincible
I'll bleed you dry tonight
This plastic's unbreakable
Keep taking me down, but here I stand
I was a crazy, crazy man
And now I'm invincible

Wait... I got killed again.

I stab out
And you don't even see me
And then you scream out
Baby, better fear me
Now I've turned you into goo
Can the world handle this much cool?

I am invincible
I can just kill you in your room
I am invincible
I think I'll strike tonight
The sequels are bankable
So let me just tell you where I stand
I'm a money making man
And so I'm invincible

*&%$, I got killed again!!
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Dana Scully - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's a Chucky Theme Song!
Fox Mulder - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't get it.
Dana Scully - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Fox, you never get it, you crazy saucer nut. Haven't you heard of the Child's Play movies, with Chucky, the killer doll? Sheesh.
ashley - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
this is hella good!
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I dig the Cabbage Patch kid line and, of course, "I am invincible / Wait...I got killed again"

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