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Song Parodies -> "Totally Ripped Out a Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"Totally Ripped Out a Fart"
Parody Written by:
Professor Incubus
The Lyrics
This is one of those parody songs that kinda writes itself. After hearing the original song earlier this week on the radio, I thought of this parody.
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I eat some chili con carne
And the air becomes so foul
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I eat some brocolli cassarole
Then gas starts to escape from my rear
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit gassy
From the food I like to eat all the time
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
That methane gas will burn both your eyes
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I really hope that I do not shart!
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit bloated
And the air becomes defiled
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit crampy
And I'm tryin not to let it all out
(Turn and run)
Every now and then it gets a little bit stinky
Like someone crawled inside me and died
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
That methane gas brings tears to your eyes
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I really hope that I do not shart!
And I need Beano tonight!
And I need it more than ever!
So I clinch and hold it tight
But I can't do this forever
And I don't mean to be impolite
But the odor is strong
My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line
The smell that I've created is a odorous crime
I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart
My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks
I do not need this tonight!
This pressures gotta ease tonight
Air freshener would be alright
Once upon a time, I was eating some grub
Now my ass is falling apart
There's nothing I can do
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
Once upon a time there was white in my tights
But now I'm only sporting skidmarks
I think that I should poo
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
I really hope I do not shart!
(Stinky smell, brown eye)
(Stinky smell, brown eye)
Every now and then I eat some chili con carne
And the air becomes so foul
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I eat some brocolli cassarole
Then gas starts to escape from my rear
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit gassy
From the food I like to eat all the time
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
That methane gas will burn both your eyes
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I really hope that I do not shart!
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit bloated
And the air becomes defiled
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit crampy
And I'm tryin not to let it all out
(Turn and run)
Every now and then it gets a little bit stinky
Like someone crawled inside me and died
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
That methane gas brings tears to your eyes
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I really hope that I do not shart!
And I need Beano tonight!
And I need it more than ever!
So I clinch and hold it tight
But I can't do this forever
And I don't mean to be impolite
But the odor is strong
My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line
The smell that I've created is a odorous crime
I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart
My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks
I do not need this tonight!
This pressures gotta ease tonight
Air freshener would be alright
Once upon a time, I was eating some grub
Now my ass is falling apart
There's nothing I can do
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
Once upon a time there was white in my tights
But now I'm only sporting skidmarks
I think that I should poo
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
I really hope I do not shart!
(Stinky smell, brown eye)
(Stinky smell, brown eye)
I know, I know....This one really stinks!
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"Shart" - a new word for my vocabulary.
I dont generally go for this kind of material, but I do have a nose for quality, and this one does pass the smell test ... so 555 ......Al punning aside, this is pretty good. This is a good Os to parody, methinks.
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