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There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Albert Hammond on amIright currently.

"I Don't Wanna Die In An Air Disaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Indians made a fire.
Original Lyrics:
The engines spit out fire.
"It Never Rains In California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that cattle don't deform.
Original Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before menopause
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girl had pneumonia.
It bores, Man of War.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls, don't they warn ya'.
It pours, man it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls and ammonia.
It's four men or more
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls, don't they warn ya'?
It pours, man it pours
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn you
It pours
Many pours.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl don't they warn you
It pours
Man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It pours, menapause.
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, that talk about the cooties
Original Lyrics:
Oh, that talk of opportunities
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard the cattle talk before.
Original Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in summer California
[Later]
It's yours, and it's yours.
Original Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California
[Later]
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southers California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
Before Mary's home.
or
Before Mary calls.
Original Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours.

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It Never Rains in Southern California album at Amazon.com
12 Exitos album at Amazon.com
Revolution of the Heart album at Amazon.com
Your World & My World album at Amazon.com
Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Very Best of album at Amazon.com
It Never Rains in Southern California album at Amazon.com
 
 
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