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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Akon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 31 misheard song lyrics for Akon on amIright currently.
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"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad to the bone, make me wanna go poopy in a chocolate zone
Original Lyrics:
Bad to the bone, make me wanna bone, put me in the triple X zone
"Belly Dancer (Bananza)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be shy girl. Pee in your pantsaaaa
Original Lyrics:
Don't be shy, girl, go bananza
"Belly Dancer (Bananza)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be shy, girl, pull my pants down
Shake your body like a belly dancer.
Shake your body like a belly dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be shy, girl, go bananza
Shake your body like a belly dancer.
Shake your body like a belly dancer.
"Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her tight before
Original Lyrics:
Watch out I've seen her type before
"Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wanna respect, Valerie.
Original Lyrics:
And don't wanna respect boundaries.
"Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
How much of a pain you are to me
And why I love you, baby.
And why I love you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you, baby.
And why I love you, baby.
"Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telling you all go slide
Just to get on your side
Just to get on your side
Original Lyrics:
Telling you all those lies
Just to get on your side
Just to get on your side
"Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
how bad i'd ever want to be and why i love you baby
Original Lyrics:
How much of a queen you are to me And why I love you, baby.
"Gangsta Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dunno u, u dunno me
U dunno the history on these streets
Only if you see what mice have seen
They you’ll understand why I’m surrounded by cheese
U dunno the history on these streets
Only if you see what mice have seen
They you’ll understand why I’m surrounded by cheese
Original Lyrics:
I don't know you, you don't know me
You don't know the history I got on these streets
Only if you see what my eyes have seen
Then you'll understand why I'm surrounded by G's
You don't know the history I got on these streets
Only if you see what my eyes have seen
Then you'll understand why I'm surrounded by G's
Wouldn't it be better if this song was about cheese? MooooOooOooOoooOoos like Jagger.....
"I Wanna Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excellent use of amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
Ex-deala use to move phetamines
"I Wanna Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Handful of Snickers and they all got cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Handful of n*****s and they all got cheese.
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
And i get knocked up, there ain't no doubt
Knocked up, don't kick me out!
Knocked up, don't kick me out!
Original Lyrics:
And I get locked up, won't let me out
Locked up, won't let me out.
Locked up, won't let me out.
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the soda lasts, lasts
Original Lyrics:
As I sold the last bag
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a doctor, they won't let me out.
Original Lyrics:
And I get locked up, won't let me out.
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm locked out
Original Lyrics:
I'm locked up
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yolanda, don't let me down.
Original Lyrics:
I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in the middle of the night, and I noticed Miguel wasn't by my side
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in the middle of the night, and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up in the middle of the night, my bunkbed said it will be alright
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in the middle of the night, and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm homeless, Mr. Homeless
Original Lyrics:
I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely.
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lonely, Sly Stallone.
Original Lyrics:
I'M lonely, Mr. Lonely.
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
So horny
Original Lyrics:
So lonely
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who is Johnny Mr Johnny?
Original Lyrics:
I'm so lonely Mr Lonely
"Mister Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have nobody, all on my phone
Original Lyrics:
I have nobody, all on my own
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make love right na na na
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make up right na na na
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make love right now now now
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make up right now na na
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wish you could die with me
Wish you could die
Wish you could die
Original Lyrics:
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
Wish you could dine
"Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish you could die with me
Original Lyrics:
Wish you could dine with me
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make love like that na na
Original Lyrics:
I want to make up right now na na
I feel that this misheard lyric shows the desire for the human person to truly make sexual intimacy an expression of authentic love, a true communion of persons rather just bodies. The Pastoral Constitution on the Church in the Modern World - Gadium et. Spes states that ". . .that man, who is the only creature on earth which God willed for itself, cannot fully find himself except through a sincere gift of himself" (24). Once a couple understands what is a truly holy marriage will they be able to discover a fulfilling sexual life. This is not accomplished through sexual manuals, pornography or Dr. Ruth.
"Sorry Blame It on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can put the play money.
Original Lyrics:
You can put the blame on me.
"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I's about done, disgracing my name.
Original Lyrics:
Verizon backed out, disgracing my name.
"Sweetest Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
HIV's worse than pregnancy
Original Lyrics:
It drives the world crazy
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