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Song Parodies -> "Weak Bladder"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Matter"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Weak Bladder"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

I recorded this last year under the name Karl, here's the lyrics
Nobody thinks that it’ll get better
Got a weak bladder, no
Then look down and my pants are much wetter
Got a weak bladder, no

‘Cause man this bites
Oh this really bites
Believe me this bites
Feel down my leg it runs, yeah
Nobody thinks that it’ll get better
Got a weak bladder, no

Nobody wanna hear all this chatter
Nobody care about my bladder
Always run away while my girl’s talking
She thinks I’m mad at her
I’m nervous, don’t know what to do
Every time I’m out, I have to pee
Seem like every time I walk into Wal-Mart
The restrooms first thing I see

They can’t believe their eyes
Just been in there five time
But I must admit it’s near impossible to hold inside
But just know I near cry
When I get caught in my fly
But I’d do anything in my power
Just to keep me dry


Up every night at around three
Up every night at around four
Up every night, ‘bout to explode
And only drank a cup or so
Gave my doctor a call
The worst case he’s ever saw
He said the way my prostate acts lately
Has been off the wall

Especially at two
When I wake up on cue
And I’m sure that everything I’ve been drinking
Just goes straight through
Most of its Mountain Dew
Maybe some Coke too
How much of a pain this is to me
Oh you have no clue, baby


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