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1960s
Gary Lewis & The Playboys', "This Diamond Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
It does anything
or
It does everything
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't mean a thing
Ray Charles', "Hit the Road Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper roll shack
Original Lyrics:
Hit the Road Jack
Steppenwolf's, "Born to Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never wanna try
or
I never wanna cry
Original Lyrics:
I never wanna die
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a Maverick carpet ride
Original Lyrics:
On a magic carpet ride
The Beatles', "Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, so, so, here it comes
Original Lyrics:
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
The Four Seasons', "Sherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you come out to my sex party?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you come out to my twist party?
The Supremes', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ucambarita
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
 
1970s
Barbra Streisand's, "The Main Event/Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Action! Action!
Original Lyrics:
Extra! Extra!
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Strange Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a straight hatchery
Original Lyrics:
Got a strange magic
Eric Burdon And War's, "Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dig that furrow
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're trying, you're trying out
Original Lyrics:
But you're trying, you're trying now
Heatwave's, "Boogie Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some people dancin’
Original Lyrics:
Got to keep on dancin’
Janis Joplin's, "Me And Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers terpintine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
Jefferson Starship's, "Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can fly
Original Lyrics:
We'd get by
Kc And The Sunshine Band's, "Keep it Comin' Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it calling out
Original Lyrics:
Keep It Comin' Love
Peter McCann's, "Do You Wanna Make Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna meet Bugs?
or
Do you wanna meet Buzz?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna make love?
Stevie Wonder's, "If You Really Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be playing out
Original Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be playing around
Supertramp's, "Breakfast in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakfast in America
Original Lyrics:
Like to see America
The Miracles', "Love Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan
Original Lyrics:
A hugging, kissing fiend
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Mad About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Couple of boobs running wild on the 3
Original Lyrics:
Couple of fools run wild, aren't we?
Berlin's, "No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
More than words
Original Lyrics:
No More Words
Duran Duran's, "Rio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a butter face or a pretty view.
Original Lyrics:
Like a birthday or a pretty view
Eddie Money's, "I Wanna Go Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do it around you
Original Lyrics:
And do it all over
Gary Portnoy's, "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're always graduating
Original Lyrics:
And they're always glad you came
Howard Jones', "No One is to Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one ever is too plain
Original Lyrics:
No one ever is to blame
Indigo Girls', "Closer to Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closer, I am blind
Original Lyrics:
Closer, I am to fine
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so funky, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Jeux sans frontiers.
Queen's, "Princes of the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can throw the rock, 'cause I'm rightful Stein
Original Lyrics:
But I can prove 'em wrong, 'cause I'm right first time
Richard Marx's, "Angelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bean burrito
Original Lyrics:
Angelia
Richard Marx's, "Endless Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me back again
Original Lyrics:
Take me there again
Timex Social Club's, "Rumors"
Misheard Lyrics:
From all those tumors
Original Lyrics:
From all those rumors
Wham!'s, "I'm Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows where Goofy goes
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows where the good people go
 
1990s
Color Me Badd's, "I Wanna Sex You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey beautiful man, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely man, I wanna make you feel alright
Original Lyrics:
Hey beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady, I wanna make you feel alright
Kidsongs', "I'm a Big Boy Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be bigger than a blank
Original Lyrics:
I can be bigger in a blink
L.A. Style's, "James Brown Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
James Bond is dead
Original Lyrics:
James Brown is dead
No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what you're thanking
Original Lyrics:
I know what you're thinking
Paperboy's, "Ditty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another bad, bad track
Original Lyrics:
Another fat, fat track
Real McCoy's, "Run Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right away
Original Lyrics:
Run away
 
2000s
A*Teens', "Can't Help Falling in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I sleep?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I see...
Blue's, "All Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your own Mustang
Original Lyrics:
You're on the stand
Bowling for Soup's, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a blended smoothie
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
Celine Dion's, "That's the Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on Nicole Kidman
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on your faith
Commercial's, "Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-588-two-three-hundred-and five, Empire (Today)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-Boca face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face
Taylor Swift's, "You Belong with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing on a fart bench, thinking to myself
Original Lyrics:
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Frito-Lay?
Original Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way?
 
2010s
Ellie Goulding's, "Love Me Like You Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, Lakitu
Original Lyrics:
Love me like you do
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ooh, I'm a Rebel from Poughkeepsie
Original Lyrics:
Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Queensryche's, "Chapters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel the way Eddie feels
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel the way I do
 
country
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chick's he done such a lovely shit.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.

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