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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 706 Band Name Origin entries on the site.

Name
 
Description
 
Submitted by:
The Naked Brothers Band First of all, they're not naked. Second, only two of them are brothers. Third, there's a GIRL in the band. A girl can certainly NOT be called a brother. Fourth....eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!! Mister Critic
Raphael Saadiq For one thing, his real name, Raphael Wiggins, is pronounceable, as opposed to this. For another, one possible pronunciation has a last syllable that sounds like an offensive word! Amanda
Boys Like Girls Well, of COURSE boys like girls. A lot of boys like girls. Yippee. Why walk around giving people that information??? Mr. Critic
She Wants Revenge Identify who "she" is, could you? Alan of Seville
Sonia Dada I was very disappointed that this was a name of a band and not the Latina I was hoping for. Rip Jeans
Dada Sounds like baby talk. Mr. Critic
Wet Wet Wet Naughty-sounding, naughty-sounding, naughty-sounding! Jonathan S.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?  I don't know, why are you asking me? hamp
Goo Goo Dolls It sounds like an all- or mostly-girls band, but they're all guys. What GUY wants to be known as a GOO GOO DOLL?!?!? Jonathan S.
Shout Out Louds "Shout out loud" isn't a noun (thing). It can only be a phrase. Jonathan S.
Bonerama I'm not joking this is a real band, a jazz band with alot of trombones, but you think they could have picked a worse name? hamp
Mercyme What the hell is a Mercyme? Is it is like a mermaid, or merman, or something like that? hamp
Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band  It's like they just randomly pulled words out of a hat, and added the word 'band' to it. hamp
Monster Magnet Would you dare put this magnet on your fridge? Red Ruffcorn
TV/TV They're basically saying "TV or TV," which doesn't make sense. Now, if it was TV/Radio, it wouldn't sound quite so awkward. Jonathan S.
Flyleaf Sounds like a leaf with a zipper.  Nude Yogi Bear
Gnarls Barkley the lesser known brother of Charles Barkley, perhaps? hamp
Mott The Hoople It sounds like either a "fad" kid's toy or a character from Sesame Street. Jonathan S.
Peach Union Are they a union made out of peaches? Are they a union for peaches? I guess we'll never know. hamp
Powderfinger Makes it sound like they mean finger MADE OF powder. Or is this just some lame euphemism for a cocaine addict? Jonathan S.

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New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.

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hekifier14
Billy Florio 11
hamp11
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Submissions Are Accepted Again

Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.

So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.

If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.

 
 
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