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And I wanna drive for you
And I wanna try for you
Flight so high and sins so good
Flies so good and sings so good
I wanna get to know you
I wanna show you the diesel fuel in my home.
I wanna get to know you
I wanna show you the peaceful feelin' of my home.
I wanna get to know you
I wanna show you the peaceful feeling of my hole.
I want to get to know you
I want to show you the peaceful feeling of my home.
I want to trifle you.
I want to try for you.
Like my brother, the rent and I
Like my brother, the wren and I
There's a wrench in a little wood
There's a wren in a willow wood
As in the b**** whose worries rain down.
Acid obituaries rain down
Babe, I'll walk the seventies
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas
Blank spaces and many pages
Blank stares at blank pages
Blank stairs and bleeding pages
Blank stares at blank pages
Condensed me to plead you
or
Condensed me to please you
Convinced me to please you
Hands underwater and they tell me to breathe easy for a while
Head underwater and they tell me to breathe easy for a while
Head on the water
Head underwater
Hello, to I am dry.
or
How long to high and dry?
Hello, to high and dry.
However violate
or
However firing
However far away
I was sasparilla
She was Mountain Dew.
I was hers forever
She was mine too.
I'm not gonna ratchet a lump sum
I'm not gonna write you a love song
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason
for Raichu's love song today
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason
to write you a love song today
It's too soon to see if I'm happy in your head
It's too soon to see if I'm happy in your hands
Jesters beside you and be
Chester's beside you and me
People walk the seventies when I believe that there's a reason to write you a love song
Babe I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that here's a reason to write you a love song
Editor's note: This song is simply titled "Love Song." The phrase "I'm not gonna write you" is NOT part of the title!
She says I'm a pretty bull****
Gonna be a fart some day.
She says I'm a pretty bullet
Gonna be a star someday.
So you think that a sofa
So you think that it’s over
So you think that he's sober
So you think that it's over
That's how I feel, don't f*ck my mind
That's how I feel, don't fog my mind
The son of a b****
Who tried to show me their scars
The son of a b****
Who tried to show me death's door.
The son of a b****
Who tried to show me Death Star.
The son of a b****
Who tried to show me death's door.
There's a ram in a little wood
There's a wren in a willow wood
They like my diaper
Daylight, my guide, gone
They love my diaper
Daylight, my guide, gone
Time is sure to mend your broken car
Time is sure to mend your broken heart
You make me feel like I am funnel cake.
You make me feel like I am fun again.
Your brothers they all think I'm queasy
Your brothers they all think I'm crazy
Your half just hurts
Your help just hurts
However follow me
However far away
I will always hug you
I will always love you
I'm never far away
However far away
You make me feel like I am Hogan
You make me feel like I am home again
You make me feel like I am cream again
You make me feel like I am clean again
Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Your colored man?
Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Your government?