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Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Maxwell Jump
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Ah, my friend Joe. Joe! My friend Joe.
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump! Might as well jump.
And when you're next to me
I'll come all night.
And when you are next to me
Oh, I come alive.
And when you're next to me
I'll come all night.
And when you're next to me
Oh I come alive.
Batman will make you...Jump Jump
Mac Daddy/Daddy Mac will make you...Jump Jump
Can't be see me standing here?
I've got my back against the racking fourteen.
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back and it´s a wrecked machine
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record industry.
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine.
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the racket machine.
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the record machine.
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my head against the record machine?
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine?
Don't you see me standing here?
I'm back against the wrecking machine.
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
F**K you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until eat ten.
Hey you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
Fo-orest Gump.
Gump!
Fo-orest Gump.
Go ahead, jump.
Jump!
Go ahead and jump.
How high? Real high cause my bits will flop.
How high? Real high cause I'm just so fly.
I ain't the wurst that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I ain't the wuss that you've seen.
or
I ain't the wumps that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I ate the horse that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I ate the words that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen
I can feel it when you're happy
I can feel it in your heartbeat
I eat the ones that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen
I eat the worst s*** you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I just wanna jog jog
I just wanna jump jump
I sell junk.
Might as well jump.
I'll eat the warts that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I'm the mac in a bag.
I'm the mac and I'm bad.
I've got my back against the wrecking machine.
I've got my back against the record machine.
I've got my back against the wrecking machine
I've got my back against the record machine
Jump,
Maxwell Jump
Jump,
Might as well jump
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses when I'm 90.
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses in the night then.
Mac Gyver made you - Jump! Jump!
Michael Jackson made you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Gyver make you - Dumb! Dumb!
Michael Jackson make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Gyver make you - Jump! Jump!
Michael Jackson make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
MacBeth'll make ya... Jump!!! Jump!!!
Mac-Daddy make ya...Jump!!! Jump!!!
Mars will jump
Might as well jump
Cover/remix of a Van Halen hit
Maximum Jump
Might as well jump
Maxwell Joe
Joe!
Might as well jump
Jump!
Maxwell Jump!
Might as well, jump!
Maxwell, jump!
or
Maxwell Jump
or
Maxwell Jump
Might as well jump
Maxwell jump
Correr and jump
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump
'correr' is portuguese for 'to run', so it made a whole lot of sense to me anyway....
Maxwell jump.
Might as well jump.
Maxwell, jump. Jump! Maxwell, jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Might as well jump. Jump! Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Maxwell, jump
Go ahead, jump!
Might as well jump
Go ahead, jump!
McDonald's makes you...Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you...Jump! Jump!
Mighty swell jump
Might as well jump
My friends jump (Jump!)
Might as well jump (Jump!)
Old MacDonald made you...Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you...Jump! Jump!
Pajamas make you…Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you…Jump! Jump!
So when the eggs do the rock they're bleedin'
So when they ask "Do they rock?" say "Believe that!"
Some of them try to run
But they can't run like this.
Some of them try to rhyme
But they can't rhyme like this.
That little fat on the Mac
...bad little fad, I'm the Mac...
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wreck in the sheets
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
Well, you see me standing here, I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the worst things you've seen
Ah, can't you see me standing here, I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Well, you see me standing here
I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the warts that you've seen.
Ah, can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Whoa!
F**k You!
Who said that?
Aaa-ohh
Hey you!
Who said that ?
Why does Mel jump?
Might as well jump
Wiggity Mac make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Widdy make you - Jump! Jump!
Mac Daddy make you - Jump! Jump!
Daddy Mac a-make you - Jump! Jump!
You got it top
I've seen the tub of soap 'round
You've got it tough
I've seen the toughest around.
You got to roll with the punches to get to One Tree Hill.
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
You say you won't know, you won't know until you meet Ian.
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin.
You've got a tongue. I've seen the tongue set go 'round.
You've got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
You've got to go with the budgies to get some more Trill.
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real.
You've got to roll with punches, to get to your meal.
You've got to roll with the punches, to get to what's real.
You've got to roll with the punches and get to Montreal
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real
You've got to roll with the punches to get the punch feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to Montreal
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
You've got to roll with the punches,
it gives em a thrill
You've got to roll with the punches,
to get to what's real
You've got to rule with the bunches and get to what's real.
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.