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All the hills we go
or
Oh, the fields we go
O'er the hills we go
And a one-horse open sleigh
In a one-horse open sleigh
And opened a horse, sleigh!
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
And then we got on socks
And then we got upsot
And, crap, you'll take the lead.
And 'Crack!' You'll take the lead.
Bells are 'bout to ring
Making spirits cry.
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright.
Bells of boxing ring.
Bells on bob-tails ring.
Bells on Montel Williams
Bells on bobtail ring
Editor's note: I don't think it would have been plausible to hear the name Montel Williams when this song was new. The talk show host was probably not around yet, but other people may have had that name and thought they were being name dropped.
Bells on Montel's rings
Bells on bobtail ring
Bells on bobsleds ring.
Bells on bob-tails ring.
Bells on bottles ring.
Bells on bob-tails ring.
Bells on cocktails ring
Bells on bob-tails ring
Bells on something ring
Making spirits rise
What fun it is to fly and sing a sleighing snow sleigh ride.
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
Chicken for his feed
or
Chicken for his feet
Ya pickim for his speed
Chinga bells
Jingle bells
Chinga is a Mexican Spanish swear word for f**k or f**king
Dashing through the snow (Pluto)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Dashing through the snow (To-doh)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Dashing through the snow with one whore, soap, and sleigh
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse soap-and-sleigh
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow, with a one-hor, soapen sleigh.
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
Dashing through the snow
when one horse opens his leg
Dashing through the
in a one-horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
And one-horse opens leg.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Dashing through the snow
In a one whore's open sleigh.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Dashing trough the snow
With one horse upon a sleigh.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Depends on cocktail rings
or
Depends on Diamond rings
Bells on bobtail ring
Dishing through the snow
Dashing through the snow
Douching through the snow
Dashing through the snow
Why does it have to be me...
I long those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
In a one whole soapin' sleigh
In a one-horse open sleigh
In a one whore soap and sleigh.
In a one-horse open sleigh
In a one whore soap and sleigh
In a one horse open sleigh
In a wan whore’s oaken sleigh
In a one horse open sleigh
Jungle bells, jungle bells
jungle all the way
oh what fun it is to bite for a cobra gone astray
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Kingle bell, kingle bell
Kingle all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Making scary Sprite
Making spirits bright
Making spirits cry
Making spirits bright
Misfortune seemed his lock
Misfortune seemed his lot
Oh much fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oh what fun it is to run in a one horse open sleigh
The traditional version says "ride", but this version says "run".
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse soap and sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one whore soapin' Sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride
With one horse, soap and hay.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Oh what fun it is to run in a white house open, hey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Oh what fun on a job's school run in a one-horse open sleigh
Oh what fun on Jah's cool run in a one-horse open sleigh
Old MacDonald, Old MacDonald, in a sleigh, hey!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey!
In a one door open sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
In a one horse open sleigh
One horse soap and sleigh
In a one-horse open sleigh
One horse soap and sleigh
One-horse open sleigh
One horse, soap and sleigh
One horse open sleigh
One horse, soap, and play
One-horse open sleigh
One whore soap and slave.
One horse open sleigh
One whore's open sleigh
One horse open sleigh
Pringle bells, Pringle bells
Pringle all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
The horse was lean and lame
The horse was lean and lank
Those Acme J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Those happy J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Tinker Bells
Jingle bells
We got into a drifted bank
And wee-wee got upset.
We got into a drifted bank
And whee, we got upset.
With one whore in the sleigh
In a one horse open sleigh
With saiyans by my side
or
With Satan by my side
or
With Saina by my side
Was seated by my side
and Wee Wee got upsot
And then we got upsot
beat-up Chevrolet
One horse open sleigh
one more opened slave
One horse open sleigh