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Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Down the stairs to find a key
Down the stairs to have a peep
I saw Mommy kick ol' Santa Claus.
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus.
I saw mommy chickened Santa Claus
I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
I saw mommy kicking Santa Claus
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
(later)
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
I saw mommy take off Santa's clothes.
I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus.
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Oh one laugh it would have been
Oh what a laugh it would have been
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Oh what a laugh it would not be
Oh what a laugh it would have been
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Oh what a laugh it wouldn't be
Oh what a laugh it would have been
She didn't see anything
Down the stairs to have a peek
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a pee
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She didn't see me green
She didn't see me creep
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
She didn’t see me freak
She didn’t see me creep
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
She thought that I was f***ed up in my bedroom fast asleep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then, I saw Mommy kick old Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kicking Santa Claus last night
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Jackson 5's,
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Underneath the myths of Snow White
Underneath his beard so snowy white