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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I'll Be Home For Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be homed for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
Anne Murray's, "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only an I.D.
or
If only an idea
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Barbra Streisand's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only an I.D.
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Josh Groban's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only if I scream
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in Visine
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my grief
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my sleep
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
Traditional's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaves have snow and mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Please have snow and mistletoe
Leaves CAN have snow, but mistletoe has leaves, not vice versa.
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police have snow, and mistletow
Original Lyrics:
Please have snow and mistletoe
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where my love lights be
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams

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