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'Cause our love will last for days
'Cause our love will light the way
A fire ain't hard to believe, we're in heaven
I find it hard to believe we're in heaven
Air raids are too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
And a cock on the wall
And a clock on the wall
And it's looking pretty swollen
And it's looking pretty worn
As long as you will always be in my big ass band
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
Babe you were wrong and I won
Baby you're all that I want
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my heart
or
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my a**
or
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my a**
Baby you're all that I want
When You're lying here in my arms
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my heart
or
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my ass
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my arms
Beer in Heaven
We're in Heaven
Boris Karloff
The bar is called Heaven.
Come, have a water ice.
Come Hell or water high.
A water ice (at least, over here on the East coast) is like a slushee or an Italian ice treat.
Don't get stuck in all these shoes
Take away these empty shoes!
Tu que estas en alto cielo
Hechame tu bendicion.
[Translated from Spanish: You that's in a higher place, send me down a blessing.]
Don’t tell you a part
Don’t tear you apart
Eleven is all that I need
And love is all that I need
For the good times in the bed.
For the good times and the bad.
Giving you all that I got
When you're Bryan here in Adams
Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my arms
Giving you all that I got
When you're Bryan Adams
Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my arms
This was originally a hit for Bryan Adams; it later also became a hit for DJ Sammy.
Gotta left my arms around you
I wrap my arms around you
Haircuts aren't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
Have fun, yes, have fun
How far is Heaven?
Heather isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is a 2 mile way
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is a coupon away
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is a doofus, hooray!
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is a hole in the heart.
Heaven is the whole of a heart.
Heaven is a stew by the way
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is in tune by the way
Heaven isn't too far away
Heaven is the home of a heart.
Heaven is the whole of our hearts.
Heaven's only 2 blocks away.
Heaven isn't too far away.
How far is Heather?
How far is Heaven?
How far is Paris?
How far is heaven?
How far is better?
How far is heaven?
I don't need no fool
When it comes to God and tools.
I don't need no proof
When it comes to God and truth.
I don't need to be a superman.
As long as you will always be my big-assed man
I don't need to be a superman.
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
I filed in a heart to believe.
I'm finding it hard to believe.
I got now where left to go?
But no one really care.
I don't need what you do.
But I never giving up on your... heaven is too far away.
I've got nowhere left to go.
No one really cares.
I don't know what to do.
But I'm never giving up on you.
Heaven isn't too far away.
I'll be scanting there for you.
I'll be standing there by you.
I'll fart his head off.
How far is Heaven?
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Paris
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Paris
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven
I'm finding it hard, Maureen
I'm finding it hard to believe
I've been waiting for so long.
For something to ride.
For love to come along.
Now my dreams are coming true.
From the good times to the bad.
Yeah, I'll be standing there, I knew.
I've been waiting for so long.
For something to arrive.
For love to come along.
Now our dreams are coming true.
Through the good times and the bad.
Yeah, I'll be standing there by you.
If they ain't got no eggnog
If they ain't got no Eight Mile
It's black and white and faded, just look at pretty war
See the factory out of work silhouetted in the back.
It's black and white and faded and it's looking pretty worn
See the factory that I worked silhouetted in the back.
It's black and white and faking
And he's blowing a pretty horn.
It's black and white and faded
And it's looking pretty worn.
L.A. isn't too far away
or
Paris isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
L.A. isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
Like Lucifer in disguise
Like a blue suburban sky
Like Luciferin skies
Like a blue suburban sky
Looking over this crazy city where we live in see it dawning it's just the way I feel.
Looking over this crazy city where we live in seen it, done it, it's just the way I feel.
Loosen purple skies
Like a blue suburban sky
Memories in great demand, they're really coming back
Memories are grey, but man, they're really coming back
My heart knows that we shall feed on death some sweet day.
My heart knows that we shall meet again some sweet day.
Now my freedom's coming true
Through the good times and the best
Now our dreams are coming true
Through the good times and the bad
Now my freedom's coming true
Through the good times and the best
Now my dreams are coming true
Through the good times and the bad
Now the lights are goin' out
I long to pull the blinds.
Now the lights are going out
Along the Boulevard.
Now the lights are going out,
along a pool of love
Now the lights are going out,
along the boulevard
Now the lights go out
Along the pool I love
The memories come rush in black
And it makes your pretty horn
I've got 'never let you go'.
Now the lights are going out
Along the boulevard
The memories come rushing back
And it makes it pretty hard
I've got nowhere left to go.
Oh thinking about how young he is
Oh thinking about our younger years
Oh, there's thoughts that I could say
Just hold me now
'Cause I'll love our lives away
Oh, there's lots that I could say
Just hold me now
'Cause our love will light the way
A la Gene Pitney's '(I Wanna) Love My Life Away' - much prefer my lyrics
Oh, thinking about The Wonder Years
Oh, thinking about our younger years
The Wonder Years was a TV show starring Fred Savage that ran from 1988-1993.
Oh, thinking about The Wonder Years
Oh, thinking about our younger years
Oh, thinking about all the onions
Oh, thinking about our younger years
Oh, thinking about our nominees
Oh, thinking about our younger years
Oh, thinking about our nominees
Oh, thinking about our younger years
Oooh, thinking about onions
Ooooh, thinking about our younger years
See you wedded in the back
Silhouetted in the back
Taste a little time.
Takes a little time.
The memories are gray
But men, they're really putty black.
The memories are gray
But man, they're really coming back.
The memories come rushin' black, and he plays the pretty horn
Now I'll never let you go.
The memories come rushin' back, and it makes it pretty hard
I've got nowhere left to go.
Thinking about our nominees
Thinking about our younger years
Through the good times and the best
Through the good times and the bad
Through the good times in the bed
Through the good times and the bad
To get stuck in all this yellow
Try to make your bendings show.
Tu que estas en alto cielo
Hechame tu bendicion.
Warren Zevon
We're in Heaven
Warren Zevon is a singer who had a hit with "Werewolves of London".
We were young and wild and three.
We were young and wild and free.
We're in Hebron
We're in heaven
When I come home Nick At Nite
When I come home late at night
When you're driving here in my car
When you're lying here in my arms
When you're lying here in Niagara Falls
When you're lying here in my arms
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe, you're eleven.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven.
When you're lying here in my un(derwear)
When you're lying here in my arms
Yeah, nothing can change, but you're mean to me
Yeah, nothing can change what you mean to me