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Arrest three scary gentlemen
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Compare and save
Comfort and joy
God rest ye married gentlemen
God rest ye merry gentlemen
God rest your hairy genitals
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Good times full of comfort and joy
Good tidings of comfort and joy
Good timings of comfort and joy
Good tidings of comfort and joy
In Bethlehem and Israel
In Bethlehem in Israel
No tidings of comfort enjoy
Comfort enjoy
No tidings of comfort enjoy
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy
Comet and Joy
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy.
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
O tidings of Kung Fu and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
O tidings of Thumper and Joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of confident joy [pronounced "con-fuh-dent"]
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Ox and feedle hay
Oxen feed on hay
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Pommice Day
Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day
The witch, his mother Mary
To which his mother Mary
Tidings of confident joy
Tidings of comfort and joy
To save us all from Santa's power
To save us all from Satan's power
To save us all from Satan's Tower.
To save us all from Satan's power.
To save us all from Satan's power
While we were gonna' spray
To save us all from Satan's power
While we were gone astray
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto surfin' shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came
And, unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same.
In Bethlehem injury
A blessed babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
The witch, his mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
or
In Bethlehem in jury
In Bethlehem in Jewry
A blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon that blessed morn
To which His mother, Mary
Did nothing take in scorn.
Oh, tidings of come fart in joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Timings of comfort and joy
Tidings of comfort and joy
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Pommice Day.
Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day.
From God, Don Henley's father
From God, our Heavenly Father