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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Gloria that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the poison in your hair
Original Lyrics:
Are the voices in your head
Patti Smith's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the nightmares, and the nightmares, and the nightmares, G-L-O-R-I-A
Original Lyrics:
And her name is, and her name is, and her name is, and her name is G-L-O-R-I-A"
Patti Smith's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the nightmares, and the nightmares
Original Lyrics:
And her name is, and her name is
Van Morrison's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
C***s walking down my street.
Original Lyrics:
Comes a-walkin' down my street.
The Doors', "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it, do it, do it
Original Lyrics:
Too late, too late, too late
U2's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria eats salt all day.
or
Gloria exault o dei.
or
Gloria exault o dei.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria exultate.
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, don't you think you're foreign?
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, don't you think you're falling?
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, how's it gonna go now?
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think they got Elliot
That you been livin' under.
or
I think they got evidence
That you been living under.
That you been livin' under.
or
I think they got evidence
That you been living under.
Original Lyrics:
I think they've got the alias
That you've been living under.
That you've been living under.
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think they got the Ellio's
Original Lyrics:
I think they got the alias
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think they got your aliens
That you been livin' thunder.
That you been livin' thunder.
Original Lyrics:
I think they got your alias
That you've been living under.
That you've been living under.
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think they've got the aliens
That you've been living under
That you've been living under
Original Lyrics:
I think they've got the alias
That you've been living under
That you've been living under
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think they've got the area
That you've been living under.
That you've been living under.
Original Lyrics:
I think they've got the alias
That you've been living under.
That you've been living under.
Patti Smith's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus died December the since
But I don't mind.
But I don't mind.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus died for somebody's sins
But not mine.
But not mine.
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave 'em hanging on the line
Morning Gloria
Morning Gloria
Original Lyrics:
Leave 'em hanging on the line
Calling Gloria
Calling Gloria
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning Glory, ahh!
or
Glory, Gloria
or
Glory, Gloria
Original Lyrics:
Calling Gloria
U2's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, here's some violence.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, loosen my lips.
Jimi Hendrix's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came across my room
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my belly
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my belly
Original Lyrics:
She came across my room
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my bell-end
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my bell-end
The live version of the cover of the Van Morrison song.
Patti Smith's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She whispered to me
She told me you're mine
And the nightmares
And the nightmares
G-L-O-R-I-A.
She told me you're mine
And the nightmares
And the nightmares
G-L-O-R-I-A.
Original Lyrics:
She whispered to me
She told me her name
And her name is
And her name is
G-L-O-R-I-A.
She told me her name
And her name is
And her name is
G-L-O-R-I-A.
Them's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's about 5 feet 4
Ah probably had the dog clowned
Ah probably had the dog clowned
Original Lyrics:
She's about 5 feet 4
From her head to the ground
From her head to the ground
Laura Branigan's, "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sonya, how's its gonna go down?
or
Sawyer, how's it gonna go down?
or
Sawyer, how's it gonna go down?
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
The Cadillacs', "Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, me, oh, isn't that sweet?
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, it's not Cherie
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