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Bonafide virgin, here she comes.
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Don't fly Virgin with a pellet gun.
or
Don't fly Virgin with a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Fortified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Good fine version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Good fine version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Low flying version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
We're 5 birds and I'm a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
49 virgins on a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
All five virgins on a billy goat.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
B***in' five virgins and a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Birds fly south, but not the pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Bona-fide version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Butterfly virgin with a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Doin' my impression of a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Don't go tellin' on a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Fortified version of a pelly gone
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Fortified virgin and a skeleton
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Four or five cousins and a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Glorified pleasures of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of America
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of Elliot Gould.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Glorified version of a belted gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified version oh the hell it can.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Glorified virgin of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified virgin of america
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified virgin on a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified virgin on her belly cum
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Glorified virgin with a belly of c**.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Glorified virgin with a pellet gun
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Go find virgins with a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Goodbye, vision of a pellet gun!
Glorified version of a pellet gun
I will eat baloney.
Always keep it loaded.
I will eat baloney.
Always keep it loaded.
Lo-fi version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Low flying version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
No fine person owns a pellet gun.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Oil fires burning on a pellican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Walk five miles and pay the income
Glorified version of a pellet gun
You're a fine version of a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
You're my version of a pelican
Glorified version of a pellet gun
Your 5 birds and I'm a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun.
Your fine cousin is a pelican.
Glorified version of a pellet gun