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'Cause I'm feelin' like a crib in the hood.
I'm feeling like a criminal.
'Cause I'm feeling like a wilted rose.
'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal.
'cause I'm feeling like a crib-in-a-hole
'cause I'm feeling like a criminal
'cause I'm feeling like a radio
'cause I'm feeling like a criminal
And I wanna build a dee to the one I did see again
It's all or never, walk along
And I need to redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love
And my name is Billy Jean
Cause I need to be redeemed
He is a devil with a tainted heart
He is a rebel with a tainted heart
He likes his bussy undeniable
He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable
I don't wanna say a word
I just clip 'em a bird
And keep goin'
I won't take s*** fro no one.
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird
And keep goin'
I don't take s*** from no one.
I want you to queef in my ear.
I want you to quicken my end
Seriously, listen to it. It definitely sounds like it.
I'm feelin' like a Crip in da Hood
I'm feeling like a criminal.
I'm feeling like a kid in a hole.
I'm feeling like a criminal.
Uh oh, I know, shalecko, but no
All I know, should let go, but no
‘Cause I’m feeling like I’m a little old
‘Cause I’m feeling like a criminal