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And if I just messed up your thought displeasures
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
You're missing the point, nature does not need making
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
And every modest child is gonna smile
And every mother's child is gonna spy
Chipmunks toasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost ripping at your clothes
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
It's Christmas Eve and I've only got two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
It's christmas eve and I've only wrappend two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
It's Christmas,
and we want cologne
It's Christmas,
and we walk alone
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire,
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
They know that Santa's in his grave
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his grave
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
They say that Santa's in his sleigh,
He's loaded lots of poisonous goodies in his sleigh...
They say that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh
Editor's note: This entry had the artist listed as "various" (uncapitalized) and the song listed as "Merry Christmas" (which is also incorrect).
They say that Santa's in his sleigh,
He's loaded lots of poisonous goodies in his sleigh
They know that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
To keep the warmth to ninety-two
To kids from one to ninety-two