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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Christmas Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jethro Tull's, "Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I just messed up your thought displeasures
Original Lyrics:
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
Dave Matthews Band's, "Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
Jethro Tull's, "Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're missing the point, nature does not need making
Original Lyrics:
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every modest child is gonna smile
Original Lyrics:
And every mother's child is gonna spy
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipmunks toasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost ripping at your clothes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Blink 182's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas Eve and I've only got two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
Original Lyrics:
It's christmas eve and I've only wrappend two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
Owl City's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas,
and we want cologne
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas,
and we walk alone
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire,
Chestnuts nipping at your nose
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know that Santa's in his grave
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his grave
Original Lyrics:
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that Santa's in his sleigh,
He's loaded lots of poisonous goodies in his sleigh...
Original Lyrics:
They say that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh
Editor's note: This entry had the artist listed as "various" (uncapitalized) and the song listed as "Merry Christmas" (which is also incorrect).
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that Santa's in his sleigh,
He's loaded lots of poisonous goodies in his sleigh
Original Lyrics:
They know that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh
Mel Torme's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To keep the warmth to ninety-two
Original Lyrics:
To kids from one to ninety-two

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