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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from 1 to 9 to 2
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from 1 to 92
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
to kids from Room 292
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open file
Jack Frost snipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a 'quile'
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows...
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows...
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going outside
To see if reindeer really go up to fly
Original Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going to spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly
Editor's note: There is no known music act called Voices of Christmas.
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going to smile
Original Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going to spy
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like Esther Rolle
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like casseroles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like escaroles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like messy moles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like pesky moles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from room 292
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from one to ninety-two
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chesnuts popping on an open wire
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Original Lyrics:
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack snot dripping out your nose
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
This is NOT a 'Traditional' song. It was written by Mel Torme and Bob Wells in 1944, and first recorded by the Nat King Cole Trio in 1946. Numerous performers have recorded it since then.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting over an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost snipping off your nose
Yuletide carols being sung in the fire
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost picking at his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows a turkey-handsome mistletoe.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Claus nipping at your nose
Original Lyrics:
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost never at your nose
Original Lyrics:
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts nipping at your toes
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your toes
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost's nipple on your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack is roasting by an open file
Jack snot lapping at your nose
You tide carol being sung by the fire
And blocks dressed up as Eskimos.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting by an open fire
Jack frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up as Eskimos.
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not rondsting on an open file
Jack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
Nat 'King' Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jessy's roasting on an open fire
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesters roasting on an open fire
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mini times, mini ways
Original Lyrics:
Many times, many ways
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slime off the rings, a simple phrase
To kiss from one to manitou
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of poisoned goodies on his sleigh
Original Lyrics:
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know that samples are on its way
Original Lyrics:
They know that Santa's on his way
Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
To kicks from one 292
Original Lyrics:
To kids from one to ninety-two

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