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1960s
Dionne Warwick's, "I Say a Little Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil will fart
Original Lyrics:
We never will part
Frank Sinatra's, "I Only Have Eyes for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the scars on tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Are the stars out tonight?
The Grass Roots', "Let's Live for Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
To gimme Sunday lovin'
Original Lyrics:
To gimme some lovin'
The Mamas and the Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an Easter Bunny
Original Lyrics:
All the leaves are brown
 
1970s
Barry White's, "Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacre bleu
Original Lyrics:
something moved
Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds', "Don't Pull Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my car when they stole my money
Original Lyrics:
Take my heart, my soul, my money
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty, Betty's fallin' in love
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, fallin' in love
Jim Croce's, "Time in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could save Charmin from running
Original Lyrics:
If I could save time in a bottle
Pink Floyd's, "Have a Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if we tell you the name of the game, boy,
You're gonna ride on the great big train
Original Lyrics:
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it riding the gravy train
Pink Floyd's, "Pigs (Three Different Ones)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, she’ll ride your wall.
Original Lyrics:
Ha, ha, charade you are.
 
1980s
Alan Jackson's, "Midnight in Montgomery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like cholera
Original Lyrics:
With my collar up
Billy Ocean's, "Suddenly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly
Expose's, "Point of No Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be in bull reaction
Original Lyrics:
I will be in full reaction
Marty Balin's, "Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Odds and ends
Original Lyrics:
Hearts can break
Survivor's, "The Search Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I look into your mind
Original Lyrics:
Now I look into your eyes
 
1990s
Babyface's, "Every Time I Close My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe it's blue
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe it's true
Haddaway's, "What Is Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Give me a sign
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if vodka drunken us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
K-Ci & JoJo's, "All My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would never find Barack Obama
Original Lyrics:
I would never find another lover
N-Trance's, "D.I.S.C.O"
Misheard Lyrics:
T-I-S-T-O
Original Lyrics:
D-I-S-C-O
Oleta Adams', "Get Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can reach me by Hemingway
Original Lyrics:
You can reach me by railway
R. Kelly's, "Bump 'n' Grind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee grinds
Original Lyrics:
Bump 'n' Grind
Snap!'s, "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhythmithic dancing
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
Tevin Campbell's, "Tell Me What You Want Me to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were times where I didn't shove it
Original Lyrics:
There were times where I didn't show it
Tyrese's, "Lately"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't imagine lights
Original Lyrics:
I can't imagine life
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben Franklin said, "I did it my way"
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
First chorus: Like Frank and said "I did it my way"; Second: Like Frank instead I did it my way; Third and Fourth: Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, I did it my way
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd reconsider, did it my way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, 'I did it my way'
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my life, it's now or never,
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live where I belong
It's my life, my heart is like an open byway
Like Frankenstein, I did it my way
I just wanna live it my way, it's my life
Original Lyrics:
It's my life, it's now or never,
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life, my heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive, it's my life
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my wife.
She's a cow and feather.
I ain't gonna live for ever.
I just wanna live while I'm alive.
Original Lyrics:
It's my life.
It's now or never.
I ain't gonna live for ever.
I just wanna live while I'm alive.
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's sing a song for the broken-hearted
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Frankenstein I did it my way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said: I did it my way
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Frankenstein, I did it my way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, 'I did it my way'
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Frankenstein, I did it my way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, I did it my way
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is like an open flightway
Like Frank did the other day
Original Lyrics:
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said, I did it my way
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the baby farted.
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a song for the one's who farted
Original Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Satan's here for his fiftieth party
Original Lyrics:
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
Caramella Girls', "Caramelldansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on meatballs
Cat f***ing a handbag
Yours oh me yours
I know his d¡ck will bounce back
Miss no light
Lisa in the crowd said “Look, Harry had a vagina malfunction."
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med
Caramelldansen
Dizzee Rascal's, "Dance Wiv Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make you coffee
Original Lyrics:
I'll make it perfect
Mandy Moore's, "Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time about it
Original Lyrics:
No doubt about it
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let's dance and have some choice
Original Lyrics:
Baby, let's dance and have some joy
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the last exit to walking
New York City, oh, it's waiting
Original Lyrics:
It's the last exit to Brooklyn
New York City, oh, is waiting
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party up, party up, party up, baby bear,
Party up, party up, baby bear!
Original Lyrics:
Party up, party up, party up, baby,
Party up, party up, baby!
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party up, party up, party up,
Teddy bear, Party up, party up, Teddy bear!
Original Lyrics:
Party up, party up, party up, baby,
Party up, party up, baby!
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party up, party up, walking
Party up, party up, Teddy bear!
Original Lyrics:
Party up, party up, Brooklyn
Party up, party up, baby!
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party up, party up, walking
Party up, party up, baby bear!
Original Lyrics:
Party up, party up, Brooklyn
Party up, party up, baby!
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night is young, I won't choke up
Original Lyrics:
The night is young, I want your heart
Modern Talking's, "Last Exit to Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night is young, I won't give up
Original Lyrics:
The night is young, I want your heart
 
2010s
Adele's, "Rolling In The Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
That’s a lotta queer sheep
Never had a bad meat
Taser gun, oh
Rolling in the deep
Original Lyrics:
You’re gonna wish you
Never had met me
Tears are gonna fall
Rolling in the deep

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