Lay, chick filet
I was dreaming of a poultry repast
Yum, gimme some
Now it's past my gums, but nummy-nums, are sayin' "not so fast"

Some is gizzardy, some is clearly canned
It's supposed to hit the spot
What is this crap that I've got

Some is gizzardy, some is clearly canned
I can't eat this anymore
And the jerks who run this store
They clearly should be canned

Free, should be free
It's so wrong for this to cost seven bucks
Colonel, where did you go
Please, come on back
For this stringy chick, to make me sick, it finger-lickin' sucks

Some is gizzardy, some is clearly canned
It's so hard to sink my teeth
In this bucketload of grief

Some is gizzardy, some is clearly canned
As I'm crawling toward the door
I rebuke these chicken whores
Their kitchen should be banned

Some is gizzardy, some is clearly canned
Now the sight of it disgusts
Chicken breasts or chicken busts
It's Chicken of the Damned