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Song Parodies -> "My Hos (A Pimp's Peacock Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Heigh-Ho (The Dwarfs Marching Song)"

Original Performer:

Tom Waits

Parody Song Title:

"My Hos (A Pimp's Peacock Song)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Riiidin' high, ya dig? Ya dig?
Snakeskin down to the flo' my rulz
Diamonds and watches, hats and shoes
And it ain't no trick to get rich quick
Johnny lonely? I got you a b-tch
Spot some Franklin's, she'll do you
I'm the King, King, King, hood's all mine, all mine
Watch me pimpin' a b-tch so fine
Makin' that money all day and night
Gotta fetish? that's alright
Pay to play, she'll do you right
Got the Benjamins, you gonna score
Sixty minutes, maybe more
I'm livin' high, p-ssy galore!

My Hos, my Hos
It's off to work they go
Keep makin' money all day long
I roll

My Hos, my Hos
In trouble? Oh hell no!
Got a Mac 10, knives, brass knuckles, YO!
Fo' show? No! No!

My Hos, my Hos
They know their street game roles...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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CML - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Was this in the Disney Classic -- 'Ho White And Da Seven Playas?
Jeff - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
What can I get for $555?
Jonathan - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
besides addressing her by her real name, what else is an accurate name for Miley Cyrus? High-Ho! ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 455
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Actually Jon, I got the idea off "King of the Hill" when Hank and Peggy take in a prostitute without knowing at first and then Hank has to fight her pimp Alabaster Jones! Remember that episode?
Jonathan - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ honestly, no. guess I'll have to keep an eye out for it on Adult Swim!
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Episode 513 (Season 5 Number 13)
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Reuben - February 21, 2017 - Report this comment
he, he, he for hos!

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