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"Advertising Space"
No one learns from your mistakes
Little profits go to waste.
No one learned from your mistakes
We let our prophets go to waste.
"Advertising Space"
The whole world shoot
The whole world shook
"Advertising Space"
Up to your neck, in dog p*$$
Up to your neck, in darkness
"Advertising Space"
We let our profits go to waste.
We let our prophets go to waste.
'Cuz I have been told masturbation lets their wings unfold.
'Cuz I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold.
A dozen angels contemplate my fate
OR
A dozen angels contemplate my faith
(Later)
When it comes to costs, she won't forsake me
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
(Later)
When I come to call, she won't forsake me
And as I'm feeling gross
She breathes flesh to my bones
And as the feeling grows
She brings flesh to my bones
And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my balls
And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my bones
And damn the waterfall wherever it may take me
And down the waterfall wherever it may take me
And down the wharff-oooh.
And down the waterfall.
And she offers me protection and a life long infection.
And she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection
And through it all she offers me erection.
And through it all she offers me protection.
And through it all she offers me protection
And gives me an erection
And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
As my brain walks down a one way street
As my pain walks down a one way street
At Chick-fil-A
I sit and wait
Does an angel constipate my faith?
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
I sh*t and wait
I sit and wait
I slip away
There's an angel come to play my fate.
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
I'm loving Injuns instead.
I'm loving angels instead.
I'm loving anal instead
I'm loving angels instead
I'm loving ninjas instead
I'm loving angels instead
I'm wearing gel on my head.
I'm loving angels instead.
She breathes flesh into my bowels.
She brings flesh to my bones.
When I greyhound oh!
When I'm grey and old
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one-way street
I lick a bug.
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above.
When I'm lying in my bed,
she's sucking on my head
When I'm lying in my bed,
thought running through my head
When I'm lying in my bed
She's sucking through my head.
When I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts are running through my head.
When love is thick, I'm loving angels instead
When love is dead, I'm loving angels instead
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
Give me yellow summer
Lord, I feel the cold.
Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold.
Lord, I`m doing all I can to be a Batman.
Lord I`m doing all I can to be a better man.
Uninteresting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm in arresting arms
or
I need a restaurant.
I need to rest in arms.
I'm in arresting arms
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
Uninteresting arms
or
Uninteresting arms
I need to rest in arms
I command ants.
I come undone.
Saddam ugly, Saddam cute.
So damn ugly, so damn cute.
Picked a star before we lost the moo
Picked a star before we lost the moon
They don’t need to see you try
They don’t need to see you cry
You were there for summer creeping
You were there for summer dreaming
"Feel"
I can see my self-coming
I can see myself coming
"Feel"
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my pains
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got so many flies
Running through my veins.
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got so much pain
Running through my veins.
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my planes.
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my plans.
"Feel"
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plants.
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans.
"Feel"
My head speaks a language I don't understand
My hip speaks a language I don't understand
"Feel"
Running through my bangs
Running through my veins
"For Eternity"
Lucky dip that made you happy
Lucky dip that made you sad
What they did that made you happy
What they did that made you sad
"Freedom"
I won’t let you die
I won’t let you down
"I Just Wanna Feel (Real Love)"
I just wanna feel real love
The love of a raptor.
I just wanna feel real love
The love ever after.
And they want us to throw up
And they want us to grow up
Emily wants us to grow up.
And they want us to grow up.
We all need a piece of rock
We all need a decent rock
We’ll open the door
Will open the door
"Let Love Be Your Energy" (MP3)
You made the lyrics up, mother
You made a miracle mother
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Have a notional life, wontcha?
OR
Have an objectionable life, wontcha?
OR
Have your nose in the moonlight, wontcha?
Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Helen's gone and Ellen's here
There's nothing left for you, De Beers.
Hell has gone and Heaven's here
there's nothing left for you to fear.
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Lemmy, entertain you
Let me entertain you
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sleep
He dropped a bill
And sell a sheep
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sheep
He popped a pill
And fell asleep
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Separate your a*se from Rome
Separate your right from wrongs
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
The Jew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your man gives birth with the habits you've learned
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
I do not have anything against Jewish people, this is just what I heard as lyrics. I am sorry if this offended anyone.
"Love Cheat"
I'll send my poison aura through Interflora
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
"Love Supreme"
Do you only dance when you sit?
Do you leave dents where you sit?
Fancy men's there
That cement's there.
"Make Me Pure"
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not gay.
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
Smoking circles
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hail
I know I'm gonna die, but revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - again.
Smoking kills
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket, but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die, so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
You can't lie to a liar because of all the lines.
You can't lie to a liar because of all lies.
Tank of gasoline.
Drinkin' gasoline.
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing without lippy on.
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium.
An overdose of Christmas and give it up for Lance
An overdose of Christmas and give it up for lent
And we're praying for some Kool-Aid
And we're praying it's not too late
Before we forego
Before we fall down
Get up and see the sun cussin' in my eyes.
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
Get up and see these circles under my eyes!
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
Give it up for lambs
Give it up for Lent
Got glasses for Christmas
I'm giving them up for lens.
Overdose for Christmas
And give it up for Lent.
Last two shots to be afraid
Life's too short to be afraid
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are porns.
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are prawns.
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
Some say that we are prawns.
Some say that we are pawns.
We got farts direct in our face
We've got stars directing our fate.
We got stars that acting fake
We've got stars directing our fate.
We gotta start directing our fates
We've got stars directing our fate
We've got stairs direct in our face
We've got stars directing our fate
We've got starling eggs in our face
We've got stars directing our fate
We've got stars digressin' our pace.
We've got stars directing our fate.
We've got stars direct in our face
We've got stars directing our fate
We've got stars directing our planes
We've got stars directing our fate
We've got stars erect in our face.
We've got stars directing our fate.
We've got stars erect in our face.
We've got stars directing our fate.
We've got stars; Their rectums are fake.
We've got stars directing our fate.
Even if I make it south
Even if I make a sound
So put your hands across the water
On my shlong
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
So put your hands across the water mushroom.
So put your hands across the water monsoon.
Apple crumble, before I die.
I hope I'm old, before I die.
CeraVe I say
C’est la vie I say
I hope I'm home before I'm dry
I hope I'm old before I die
Say 'Auf wiedersehen'
Am I straight or gay?
Say Auf Wiedersehn.
C'est La Vie, I Say.
She's locked in a stable
She's unable to breathe
She's not feeling stable
She's unable to breathe
He puts a knee in my a***hole
C*** in my throat.
He puts an 'e' in my arsenal
Aa comb in my 'fro.
Humping, thumping
S*** out somethin'!
Jumpin', thumping
Shout out somethin'!
And you feel you need permission to laugh.
Can you feel me need permission to land?
Choose tonne do you hear me
Robin Chook can you feel me
Houston do you hear me
Ground control can you feel me
I don't wanna be sleezy,
Baby just tease me. I've got no family plans.
I don't wanna be sleasy.
But I want you to please me, I'm an effeminate man.
I don't wanna f***, DJ.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I don't wanna rock these days
I don't wanna rock DJ
I don't wanna rot in jail.
I don't wanna rock DJ.
I don't wanna rot, D.J.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I don't want to be seasick
Baby, just hear me
I'm a family man.
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
I don't want to be sissy baby just tease me got no family plans
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
I got drunk
You got bold.
I got funk
You got soul.
I got! (f***!)
You got! (s***!)
I got! (funk!)
You got! (soul!)
I just wanna c*** these days.
I don't wanna rock, DJ
I just wanna rock beer keg
I just wanna rock DJ
I just wanna rock with BJ
I don't wanna rock, DJ
BJ, as in the one of Barney's dinosaur friends.
I just wanna rock with EJ
I just wanna rock DJ
I've got a s***, gonna stick it in a roll.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in the hole
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in a girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got the d!ck, gonna stick it in the girl
I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal
I've got the d***
Gonna stick it in the girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the girl
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
Me and a horse show kicking with your more sew
Me with the floor show kickin' with your torsoe
Me and the big show
Kickin' in your torso
Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your toe sore,
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your torso
People mission to live
Need permission to land
Pimpin' ain't eBay
But if your holiday's, it's all right.
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it, it's alright.
Pinniped ain`t easy.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
When you gone a stop, Robbie?
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I'm a wannabe sea-sick
I don't wanna be sleazy
"Rudebox"
Fruit box
or
Root box
Rude box
"Rudebox"
My one design is now to pump you 'til you drop.
My one design is now to bump you 'til you drop.
I can't awaken the dead day after day.
I can't awake and forget day after day.
I got my eye shirt praying they won't stray.
I got my eyes shut praying thay won't stray.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby, Your face of cheese, Madonna
I love you, baby, But face it, she's Madonna
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
A fetish is my problem.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
Baby, she's my problem.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
Feta cheese Madonna.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
"She's Madonna"
She s got to be unseen to be believed
She s got to be obscene to be believed
Cheese and wine
She's the one.
Cheese go one.
She's the one.
I was hurt, she was mean.
I was her, she was me.
I was hurt, she was mean
I was her, she was me
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
Yom
smiling
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
'Cause your feet lie stinking at night.
or
'Cause you feel like steak in the night.
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
'Cause your head fries bacon at night.
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Cause your bed was baking at night
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your paid life's taking a dive.
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your pig lies sleeping at night.
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
You can't manufacture America.
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
You can't mend the fact you're a miracle.
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"South of the Border"
She’s got a blood red parka
She’s got a blood red powder
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Casper without the make up,
and thats a good line to take you to bed.
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Kiss but without the make up,
and thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
And early morning when I wake up
I look like Crespo without the makeup
And that's a good line to take you to the drink.
And early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS but without the makeup
And thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Casper without the make up
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but with out the makeup
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Casper without my make-up.
Early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS, but without the make-up.
My breath smells of a thousand flags.
My breath smells of a thousand fags.
'Fags', in Great Britian, is slang for cigarettes.
My breath smells of a thousand flags
My breath smells of a thousand fags
My breath smells of a thousand flags
My breath smells of a thousand fags
When I'm drunk, I dance like Mick Jag.
When I'm drunk, I dance like me Dad.
When I'm drunk, I dance slightly daft
When I'm drunk, I dance like me dad
Just listening to me keeps bringing you down.
This new century keeps bringing you down.
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
This new century keeps breaking me down
This new century keeps bringing me down
This new century keeps giving me hell.
This new century keeps bringing you down.
This new century keeps ringing a bell.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
Trying to find a large supreme
Trying to find a love supreme
Trying to find a lover's dream.
Trying to find a love supreme.
"Trippin'"
All is wonderful in Beslan.
All is wonderful in this life.
"Tripping"
I know this time there is going to be violence.
I know it's gone and there's going to be violence.
"Tripping"
We should supper and salad.
We should suffer in silence.