Song Parodies -> "Bon"

Original Song Title:

"Bob"

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Original Performer:

"Bon"

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The Lyrics

Never even heard of Bon Jovi
Never even sang to 'Keep The Faith"
Never seen them live or kissed Jon Bon Jovi
If you ever see Blaze Of Glory
Or never ever seen Richie Sambora
How dare you break my Slippery When Wet how dare do you break my Crush
What would it'll be like if I did that to your
This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours
(BRUMMIE ACCENT): Naff off

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You broken your August And Everything After
And you've shat on a Recovering The Satellites
You sang 'A Long December' in Glaswegian
So naff off

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