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Song Parodies -> "The Faster You Push Me, The Farther I Get"

Original Song Title:

"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Morrissey

Parody Song Title:

"The Faster You Push Me, The Farther I Get"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

Momentum rules!
The faster you push me, the farther I get
You’re adding velocity
The faster you push me, the farther I get
You’re adding velocity

I will row very far, but not as far as that car
Weight is such a central part
Of momentum’s deal whether you care
Or do not, yeah, now, if you don’t mind

The faster you push me, the farther I get
You’re adding velocity
The faster you push me, the farther I get
You’re adding velocity

I will go all the way down the spiral staircase
Now and then, it is fun
Like on "The Lavender Hill Mob"
Yeah, now if you don't mind

Yeah, you don't mind
Oh, you don't mind
Oh, you don't mind
Oh, you don't mind

Momentum, momentum
Momentum, momentum
Momentum, momentum
Momentum, momentum

Oh, you don't mind
Ah, the farther I get
Ah, you're asking for it
Ah, the farther I get
Ooh, the farther I get

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Joe - April 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice work and excellent title substitution.

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