Song Parodies -> John Kerry
| Original Song Title: | "The Boy Racer" |
| Original Performer: | Morrissey |
| Parody Song Title: | "John Kerry" |
| Parody Written by: | Shiek Of The Mutilated |
Another election mocking parody from al-Qaeda, who hope Kerry wins in November so that he'll let his terrorist friends ovetake America. (Their opinion, not mine.)
He's got too much money and
He's got too many daughters
He's flaming, that's all
Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He has too many daughters
Wife runs a ketchup empire
Massachutsetts thinks he's the second coming of Christ
Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
Smells like a urinal
He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
The Left will...vote for him.
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh ....
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive, and...
And, and...
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
[Kerry playing noisy guitar solo at the end.]
He's got too many daughters
He's flaming, that's all
Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He has too many daughters
Wife runs a ketchup empire
Massachutsetts thinks he's the second coming of Christ
Have you seen the debates, though, oh?
Have you seen him debate, though, oh?
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
Smells like a urinal
He thinks he has the whole Right in his hands
The Left will...vote for him.
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh, no !
Oh ....
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive
He's just too indecisive, and...
And, and...
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
John Kerry
John Kerry, oh
They're gonna vote this turkey in
[Kerry playing noisy guitar solo at the end.]
Scary, too!
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The terrorists are scared out of their minds that Kerry will win. You'll notice they didn't try a 9/11 when the intelligent man was in the White House. They know Bush let Osama bin Forgotten get away. They want Bush to win.
DKTOS, so I didn't vote, but as Michael said, Al quaeda WANTS Bush to win, not Kerry.
I doubt that. All Kerry will do is talk tough, then systematically pull the troops out of Iraq. Finally, send of few al-Qaeda operatives to jail and pretend we're fighting terrorism. If al-Qaeda is afraid of Kerry, then the media hasn't done a good job in reporting that.
Finally someone is making fun of John Kerry!
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