Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Morrissey

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There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Morrissey on amIright currently.

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"First Of The Gang To Die."
Misheard Lyrics:
And a bullet in his mullet
And the first lost life to go under the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And a bullet in his gullet
And the first last lad to go under the sod.
"Hairdresser On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here in London, I've got a rash and I'm very itchy.
Original Lyrics:
Here in London, home of the brash outrageous and free.
"I Don't Mind If You Forget Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rejection is one thing
But rejection from a fool is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Rejection is one thing
But rejection from a fool is cruel.
"King Leer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on me
Original Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on one knee
"Now My Heart Is Full"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Bisons, Kinky Cubans
Original Lyrics:
Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
"Piccadilly Palare (Bona Drag)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about girls' clothes?
Original Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about Earl's Court?
"Piccadilly Palare"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about girls' clothes?
Original Lyrics:
So why do you smile when you think about Earl's Court?
"Pregnant for the Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
French lapels for the last time
Corned beef hash for the last time
or
Corned beef fillets for the last time.
Original Lyrics:
Phlegm lapels for the last time
Corned beef legs for the last time.
"Roy's Keen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart in a bucket,
I trust you to ruck it
Original Lyrics:
Foot in a bucket.
We trust you to wreck it.
"Seasick, Yet Still Docked"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a shark and an eagle in your eye.
Original Lyrics:
My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye.
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make no mistake, my friend
Your pointless life will end
But before you go
Can you look at this roof?
Original Lyrics:
And make no mistake, my friend
Your pointless life will end
But before you go
Can you look at the truth?
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
But before you go
Take a look at the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But before you go
Can you look at the truth?
"Suedehead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so very sick of you,
I am so sick in denial
Original Lyrics:
I'm so very sickened,
I am so sickened now
"Suedehead"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a good lay, good lay.
Original Lyrics:
It was a bit late, bit late.
"The Last Of The International Famous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the last of the flamers.
Original Lyrics:
I am the last of the famous.
"The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is full, so full of crap and whores.
Original Lyrics:
This world is full, so full of crashing bores.
"The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world is full
So full of crashing balls.
Original Lyrics:
This world is full
So full of crashing bores.

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The Best of Morrissey album at Amazon.com
Live at Earls Court album at Amazon.com
Bona Drag album at Amazon.com
Vauxhall and I album at Amazon.com
Your Arsenal album at Amazon.com
Viva Hate album at Amazon.com
You Are the Quarry album at Amazon.com
You are the Quarry (Jewel Case) album at Amazon.com
Beethoven Was Deaf (Live) album at Amazon.com
My Early Burglary Years album at Amazon.com
 
 
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