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Song Parodies -> "Theme Songs: Best Loved Muslim Sitcoms"

Original Song Title:

"Intro: All In The Family"

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Parody Song Title:

"Theme Songs: Best Loved Muslim Sitcoms"

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The Lyrics

First up: "Allah in The Family", a 70's Islamocon about Rashid Banqir, an Egyptian Civil servant who clashes frequently with son in law Malik, a member of the Islamic Brotherhood, about Rashid's quasi-secular lifestyle
From Hellish Vision City in 'Aliwood ...

Boy the way them mullahs flayed
Copts that made the hit parade
Guys like us we had them slayed
Those were the days
And you knew what your place was!
Girls were wives and Jews were dhims
Mistah, we could use a man
Like Abdel Nasser again
Didnt have no Zion state
Everybody's filled with hate
Wallah, our old Quran read great
Those were the days

(Next up, "Diin Acres" .. Comedy about a Ba'ath Party official and his reluctant high society wife who ditch the high life in Baghdad in favor of joining the jihad in Afghanistan ... Diin, BTW, means "faith in Arabic

Diin acres is the place for me
Ba'a'a'a'a'a'ath infighting aint the path for me
Men spreading faith so fierce and brave
Keep Baghdad, just gimme that Afghan cave

Bagh-DAD is where our future lies
I get exhausted swatting flies
Im good at kissing Sadijah's* ass
Habibi Ahubbak* .. but gimme that ruling class

The drones
The Phones!

Ent Zaujati*
Salaam, Ba'ath Party!
Diin Acres, we are there

(What would a trilogy of fake Muslim theme songs be without a cheap shot about young Muslim men and goats .. So I give you "Pet A Goat Junction")

Come join the little train that is
Forming out in back at the Junction
Pet a Goat Junction!
Forget about jihad, it is
Time to relax at the Junction
Pet a Goat Junction
Lots of ewes, youse bet
'neven more when you get
To the Junction

There's a little goatel, "Zawahiri's Best"
At the junction
Pet a Goat Junction
They are owned by Qa'it, come and
Seize her pets at the junction
Pet a Goat Junction
And that's Mullah Joe
Hes unzipping kinda slow
At the junction


*Sadijah was wife to Sodaam Inseinn .. Arabic words are exact translations of English lyrics

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SNL - March 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Abdul;
The poor bedouin barely kept his family full;
But then, one day, he was shootin' at some Jews,
And up from the ground came the bubblin' crude!

Oil, that is: Persian Perrier; Kuwaiti Kool-Aid; Saudi Soda!

Well, the first thing you know, Abdul's a billionaire.
The kinfolk said "Abdul, move away from there!"
Said: "Californee is the place without a care,"
So they loaded up the Rolls and they moved to Bel Air.

Next to Beverly Hills, that is: swimmin' pools, movie stars... Jews!
CML - March 12, 2024 - Report this comment
I remember that one from SNL. Gilda was the Bedouin Granny who spoke total gibberish. ... Im not done with these yet, BTW. Have another trio for tomorrow.
CML - March 13, 2024 - Report this comment
I could have posted a second theme song on the goathumer subject ... The Love Goat: Where unmarried jihadis come to work out issues related to their unmarried status (Stop me before I pun again). But that would have been overkill

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