Jes' some good old Turks
Never meaning no harm
Jes' the sword of Allah
Been defending Islam
Since the day they was formed

Repelling the Franks
Gave Crusaders hell
Some say the Mongols will hate them
But Allah never will

Seizing the State
Making plans with the Shah
Thats jes' a little bit more
Than Selim will allow

Jes' a caste of slave kings
Wouldnt change if they could
Fighting Ottomans like
A true Muslim Bey Brotherhood

J-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-HAD!!!!

(Now, for a change of pace .. "The Kuwaiti Bunch"-- Fireworks ensue when a corrupt, Westernized Kuwaiti princeling gets bored with his three traditional Muslim wives and marries an ultraliberal, super-entitled New York JAP who shares his hatred for Benjamin Netanyahu)

Here's the story of al Sabah princeling
Who had three wives who proffessed
The faith of peace
All of them cast down their eyes
Like good Muslims
The youngest one his neice

Here's the story of a Jewish princess
Who had burned through
Three husbands of her own
They were all dead broke
From her spending
So she lived alone

Then one day the Princess met the Princeling
And she knew that it was
Much more than just brunch
That this man could support
Her spending habits
That's the way she joined Kuwaiti Bunch

The Kuwaiti Bunch
The Kuwaiti bunch
Thats the way she joined the Kuwaiti Bunch

(Finally, the theme song from "Bashir's" .. the friendly ISIS hookah parlor where a shahid can unwind from the stresses of jihad)

Spreading Islam in the world today
Takes everything you got
Wouldnt you like a hideaway
Where you can chew some qat?

Wouldnt you like to get away?

Sometimes you need to be
Where everybody goes insane
And the Jews are all to blame

You wanna be where its plain to see
That America is to blame
You wanna be where
Everyone's gone insane

You wanna be where heads can roll
People burned in a cage
You wanna be where
Everyone's gone insane