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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Miscellaneous.


Miscellaneous', "Various"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, lots of things to wrap
the house is full of Christmas crap
like socks by the fire and balls on the tree
soon our lass won't be speaking to me...
silent nights, holy tights

Oh I'm pleased it isn't Christmas every day
'cos the in laws come and I want to run away
I'm pleased it isn't Christmas every day
Don't let the Bells (whisky) run out this Christmas.
When your cash is very low
and you've got nowhere to go

Frostie the snowman drinks in metric with his mate
they go out for just a pint or two
and end up with 7 or 8
last Christmas Frostie missed the last bus home you see
when he got back Mrs. Frostie made him wear the Christmas tree

Last Christmas I beat you at darts
so the very next day, you blew me away
you think, your gorgeous and cool
but I reckon your nowt special

what will your daddy do when the bairn tells other kids there's no santa claus..aha..ha
Do you ever wish the family hadn't been?
cos you'd rather watch a film than the Queen
does your granny always tell you..that you ought to be well she's bought you balaclavas and a vest
so here it is Merry Christmas everybody's head is done....IN cos the shops are crammed..the nightmare's just begu..u..un
Original Lyrics:
Xmas time mistletoe and wine
children singing Christian rhymes
with logs on the fireand gifts on the tree
a time to rejoice in the good that we see
silent night, holy night

oh i wish it could be christmas every day
when the kids start singing and the band begins to play
oh i wish it could be Christmas every day
let the bells ring out for Christmas
when the snowman brings the snow (when the snowman brings the snow)

Frostie the snowman was a jolly happy soul
with a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say
he was made of snow but the children know
how he came to life one day
last Christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day you gave it away
this year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
what will your daddy do when he sees your mama kissing santa claus ah ah
are you waiting for the family to arrive
are you sure you've got the room to spare inside
does your granny always tell you that the old songs are the best
then shes up and rock n rolling with the rest
so here it is merry Christmas
everybody's having fun
look to the future now
its only just begun
Submitted by: Paul Sta without the R

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