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Song Parodies -> "Battle Memes"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Hymns"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Manowar

Parody Song Title:

"Battle Memes"

Parody Written by:

The L77VVV

The Lyrics

One of the so-called "rarest parodies" of Manowar songs, Battle Memes is a tribute to the American heroes of the Trump Administration, notably the heroes of the Great Meme War of 2014-17, the Free Speech Battles of Berkeley (February-April 2017) and the Unite the Right Wars of Charlottesville (August 2017). The verse "ten zillion based stick knights" alludes to Kyle Chapman, aka the Based Stickman, who fought during the Free Speech wars with AntiFa thugs. This song, by our lovely Victorian Vedettes, was performed at the World Fash Fair during the Meme War Aftermath, and the lyrics run as follows:
By memelight we fight,
Ten zillion based stick knights,
With sticks drawn held high,
Dank memes and tendies fly,
Hail the Meme Artillery
Still brave, the banners wave
All have sworn the frog lord's vow
the time to meme is now!

Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Gone are the days when free speech shone,
Now lulz and kek meet home,
In the light of the sh!tlord's way,
The memes will soon prevail,
How proud sh!tposters stand,
With tendies in their hand!
Sound the charge, into Trumpdom ride,
Over the top of the Clinton pride!

Shadilay! Shadilay!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Shadilay! Shadilay!
Oh-oh-oh!
Shadilay! Shadilay!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Shadilay! Shadilay!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

To 4chan we ride,
We cross beyond the sky
Through space and time,
Embrace the meme

Sweet winnings, liberals cry,
We cross beyond the sky,
And still though space and time,
Embrace the meme

Sound the charge, into Trumpdom ride!
Over the top of the Clinton pride!
By memelight we fight,
Ten zillion based stick knights!

Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Meme! Meme!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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Winston K1chyd - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
We shall meme on the beaches, we shall meme on the landing grounds, we shall meme in the fields & in the streets, we shall meme in the hills...

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