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There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Jack Johnson on amIright currently.
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There's no carbonation or words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
"Broken"
Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine
Her eyes are as big as a buffalo's toes.
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.
She's got a whole lotta reasons
She can't think of a single one that can justify me.
She's got a whole lotta reasons
She can't think of a single one that can justify leaving.
Blue's Clues please don't drag me down.
Please, please, please, don't drag me down.
Blues Clues don't pass me by
or
Blue clues, blue don't pass me by.
Please, please, please don't pass me by.
Blues Clues, they don't drag me down.
Please, please, please, don't drag me down.
It might not work because of other Tarzan
It might not work because of other ties and
Before loose tire trucks
We thought this was low.
Before we lose touch of
We thought this was low.
I've been changing shadows
I don't see them on the TV shows.
I've been changing channels
I don't see them on the TV shows.
We've got heaps and heaps of worthless souls.
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
Feed the fool a piece of the pie
Make a fool of his sister
Make a fool of his mime.
Feed the fool a piece of the pie
Make a fool of his system
Make a fool of his mind.
We used to laugh our lies.
or
We used to staff our lies.
We used to laugh a lot.
Over tuned field or taco football.
Over to the field for tackle football.
Just like glass with no rain
Softer than Saddam Hussein.
Just like glass with no ring
Softer and sadder you sing.
"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" (MP3)
Want this Vodka Twist?
Won't this plot not twist?
"Upside Down"
And with each new game
And with each new day
"Upside Down"
Posers say
or
Posters say
Those who say
"You and Your Heart"
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can chew what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can choose what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard