I'm just sittin', burpin', fartin'
I believe that it's retarded
That you people think that's rude

Last week I was in the store
And then my butt let out a big ol' roar
And no one could just seem to ignore

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude
Well I just think you guys are all big fools

I sang my song
I danced my dance
With my friends
At the dance
And then I had to pass a bit of gas

I held it in
For quite awhile
And then I let out a little smile
And found out that the gas has just passed

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude
Well maybe I just ate too much food

I keep taking Pepcid
Gas-X doesn't help
And I still continue to belch
I wish it would stop
But it just won't
And I still sit here

Just burpin' fartin'
Just burpin' fartin,
Just burpin' fartin'
Just burpin' fartin'

And if you were in my position
I'm sure you would be always wishin'
That you didn't have all this gas
You would fart
All the time
And also you would always whine
That this stuff did not happen to you

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude?
Well I think that you guys are big fools
Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude?
Well maybe I just ate too much food
Food