Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Real Lyrics -> Nonsensical -> Carrie Underwood
These are lyrics by Carrie Underwood that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Carrie Underwood
Check out the index or search for other performers.
Carnival Ride album at Amazon.com
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sure, that makes it clear that she's punishing him for cheating on her... but it also lets the police know that she's the vandal. She can claim that the "real" vandal did it to frame her, but then why would she carve her name into the seats in the first place instead of just ruining them? Carving her name into them serves to say, "I did this to punish you for cheating on me", which is pointless if she's just going to claim someone tried to frame her later.
Submitted by: Alice
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He don't know
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How does vandalizing your cougar ex-boyfriend's truck make him think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Why They're Nonsensical:
How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Submissions
Would you like to Submit Some Lyrics for a Song We're always looking for more entries.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.