Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 31, 2023

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" Misheard Lyrics: Vagiladandies. Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those? Original Lyrics: Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?	Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "So Long, Farewell" Misheard Lyrics: Auf wiedersehen, we've got pie. Original Lyrics: Auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "So Long, Farewell" Misheard Lyrics: So long, farewell, up yours you pain, good night. Original Lyrics: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.	Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "So Long, Farewell" Misheard Lyrics: So tall, pare tale, love isn't in sight, I hate to see such a pretty sight, I want you and you to leave with me too, Abu Abu to you and you and you Original Lyrics: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight I hate to go and leave this pretty sight So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
The Rolling Stones', "Time Is on My Side" Misheard Lyrics: I got the rhythm, the kind that you need Original Lyrics: I got the real love, the kind that you need

1970s
ABBA's, "S.O.S." Misheard Lyrics: Where are those appetites? Original Lyrics: Where are those happy times?	Cast of Evita's, "Buenos Aires" Misheard Lyrics: Just a little touch of stuck on me Original Lyrics: Just a little touch of star quality
Exile's, "Kiss You All Over" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be bop a lula Original Lyrics: I wanna kiss you all over	Gunhill Road's, "Back When My Hair Was Short" Misheard Lyrics: Back when my hair was short, I was a wise man sport, Original Lyrics: Back when my hair was short, I was a white sock sport,
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Misheard Lyrics: Missed the taste of moonshine Original Lyrics: Misty taste of moonshine	Johnny Rivers', "Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu" Misheard Lyrics: Rock-and-roll boogies and the boogie woogie blues Original Lyrics: Rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Neil Sedaka's, "Laughter in the Rain" Misheard Lyrics: I feel the warmth of her hand on my... Original Lyrics: I feel the warmth of her hand in mine	Nick Gilder's, "Hot Child in the City" Misheard Lyrics: Hot choc-o-late city Original Lyrics: Hot child in the city
Raspberries', "Go All the Way" Misheard Lyrics: Please blow it all away Original Lyrics: Please go all the way	Stevie Wonder's, "I Wish" Misheard Lyrics: (You Nestea boy) Original Lyrics: (You nasty boy)
The Sweet's, "Fox On the Run" Misheard Lyrics: Scotch on the rocks Original Lyrics: Fox on the run

1980s
Boston's, "Peace of Mind" Misheard Lyrics: B*tches coming much too slow Original Lyrics: Future's coming much too slow	Donald Fagen's, "I.G.Y." Misheard Lyrics: There'll be stain glass jackets one for everyone. Original Lyrics: There'll be spandex jackets one for everyone.
Grover Washington, Jr. and Bill Withers', "Just the Two of Us" Misheard Lyrics: Just a cubicle, human eye Original Lyrics: Just the two of us, you and I	INXS's, "What You Need" Misheard Lyrics: I'll get your laundry or I'll get your lingerie Original Lyrics: I'll give you what you need
King's, "Love & Pride" Misheard Lyrics: That's why my heart works for now or That's what my home was for now or That's where my home is for now Original Lyrics: That's what my heart yearns for now	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: You start in the middle or You stop in the middle Original Lyrics: You're stuck in the middle
Phil Collins', "Don't Lose My Number" Misheard Lyrics: Gabby, don't you lose my number Original Lyrics: Billy, don't you lose my number	Queen's, "I Want It All" Misheard Lyrics: No time for guys Original Lyrics: No time to die
The Whispers', "Rock Steady" Misheard Lyrics: And you walk into my mind or And you walk into mine Original Lyrics: And you walk into my life

1990s
Better Than Ezra's, "Good" Misheard Lyrics: Books around the house Original Lyrics: Looking around the house	Fiona Apple's, "Sleep to Dream" Misheard Lyrics: Don't be so sexual Original Lyrics: Don't be so sensitive
Fiona Apple's, "Slow Like Honey" Misheard Lyrics: You move like Huggies Original Lyrics: You moved like honey	Fiona Apple's, "The First Taste" Misheard Lyrics: Not Mary Original Lyrics: Not nearly
Firehouse's, "When I Look Into Your Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: I see Paramus when I look in your eyes Original Lyrics: I see forever when I look in your eyes	Haddaway's, "What Is Love?" Misheard Lyrics: Baby no turkey or Baby cold turkey or Baby talks turkey Original Lyrics: Baby don't hurt me
Livin' Joy's, "Don't Stop Movin'" Misheard Lyrics: Forget about your friends tonight Original Lyrics: Yeah, you've got to get it right.	Smash Mouth's, "All Star" Misheard Lyrics: Hey now, you're an ulcer Original Lyrics: Hey now, you're an all-star
Take That's, "Back for Good" Misheard Lyrics: But in the quota of my mind I celebrated glory but that was not to be or But in the coda of my mind I celebrated glory but that was not to be Original Lyrics: But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory but that was not to be	The Oak Ridge Boys', "Lucky Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Lucky moon, stay out tonight Sunlight's scary Original Lyrics: Lucky moon, stay out tonight Sunlight, stay away
They Might Be Giants', "Birdhouse in Your Soul" Misheard Lyrics: Like the London Symphony, it doesn't rest Looking into the attic by the light switch Who watches over you Original Lyrics: Like the Longines Symphonette, it doesn't rest Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you

2000s
Better Than Ezra's, "Juicy" Misheard Lyrics: Shoestring Original Lyrics: Juicy	Bob Rivers', "I Want to Be a Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Take my jumpsuit off, give me breasts Ooh, all the boys will be impressed Original Lyrics: Take my junk and all, give me breasts Ooh, all the boys will be impressed
Bob Rivers', "I Want to Be a Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Take my junction off, give me breasts Ooh, all the boys will be impressed Original Lyrics: Take my junk and all, give me breasts Ooh, all the boys will be impressed	Bowling for Soup's, "Almost" Misheard Lyrics: Almost lied to you Original Lyrics: Almost loved you
Commercial's, "Pepsi (The Joy of Pepsi)" Misheard Lyrics: Bye bye bye bye bye (2x) It's Coke or Pepsi Original Lyrics: Ba ba ba ba ba (2x) The Joy of Pepsi	Dido's, "Thank You" Misheard Lyrics: Drank too much last night Got p*ssed today. Original Lyrics: Drank too much last night Got bills to pay.
Drowning Pool's, "Bodies" Misheard Lyrics: Like a bomber jet before Original Lyrics: Let the bodies hit the floor	Finger Eleven's, "Paralyzer" Misheard Lyrics: Those princesses you're slaying Original Lyrics: The most pretentious thing
Kings of Leon's, "Molly's Chambers" Misheard Lyrics: She's got you, you're pissed off Original Lyrics: She's got your, your pistol	Mya's, "Case of the Ex" Misheard Lyrics: How you gonna hamper that? Original Lyrics: How you gonna handle that?
Rascal Flatts', "Life Is a Highway" Misheard Lyrics: For more sinning, for the slip and slide Original Lyrics: From Mozambique to those Memphis lights	Wee Sing's, "The Haunted House" Misheard Lyrics: The haunted house has wishes Original Lyrics: The haunted house has witches

country
Hal Ketchum's, "Long Way Down" Misheard Lyrics: Look outside, it's a long way down Original Lyrics: Look out, son, it's a long way down

misc
Meghan Trainor's, "Made You Look" Misheard Lyrics: But I’m hotter when my morning has a mess. Original Lyrics: But I'm hotter when my morning hair's a mess.
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