Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 25, 2021

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Sons of the Pioneers', "Maverick" Misheard Lyrics: Living on Mountain Creek Original Lyrics: Living on jacks and queens	Sons of the Pioneers', "Maverick" Misheard Lyrics: Maverick is the legend of the rest Original Lyrics: Maverick is the legend of the West

1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "My Way" Misheard Lyrics: I did in Raleigh Original Lyrics: I did it my way	Roy Orbison's, "Only the Lonely" Misheard Lyrics: Phony baloney Original Lyrics: Only the lonely

1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Can’t Smile Without You" Misheard Lyrics: I’ve been sad when you’re sad I’ve been glad when you’re glad Original Lyrics: I feel sad when you’re sad I feel glad when you’re glad	Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It" Misheard Lyrics: Looks like it’s raining Original Lyrics: Looks like we made it
Barry Manilow's, "Mandy" Misheard Lyrics: Oh Bambi Original Lyrics: Oh Mandy	Buzzcocks', "Orgasm Addict" Misheard Lyrics: With Newsweek magazine Original Lyrics: With dirty magazines
Commercial's, "Coca-Cola" Misheard Lyrics: I'd like to buy the world a comb Original Lyrics: I'd like to buy the world a Coke	Diana Ross', "I'm Still Waiting" Misheard Lyrics: I was five and you were tenfold Original Lyrics: I was five and you were ten, boy
Dr. Hook's, "Sylvia's Mother" Misheard Lyrics: Please, Mrs. Acne, I just gotta talk to her Original Lyrics: Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her	Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Sing a Song" Misheard Lyrics: When you keep dining out Original Lyrics: When you feel down and out
Ohio Players', "Love Rollercoaster" Misheard Lyrics: Ball of custard. Original Lyrics: Rollercoaster	Vicki Sue Robinson's, "Turn the Beat Around" Misheard Lyrics: When you hear the sound of Peter Rabbit Original Lyrics: When you hear the sound of the guitar scratchin'
Vicki Sue Robinson's, "Turn the Beat Around" Misheard Lyrics: When you hear the sound of the kickoff scratchin' Original Lyrics: When you hear the sound of the guitar scratchin'

1980s
Elton John's, "Nikita" Misheard Lyrics: Oh I saw you by the womb Original Lyrics: Oh I saw you by the wall	Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine's, "1-2-3" Misheard Lyrics: I’m just gonna keep on pouting Original Lyrics: I’m just gonna keep on counting
Marti Webb's, "Take That Look Off Your Face" Misheard Lyrics: I can see through your style Original Lyrics: I can see through your smile	Odyssey's, "Inside Out" Misheard Lyrics: And she's always on the ball Original Lyrics: And she's always on the phone
Was (Not Was)'s, "Walk the Dinosaur" Misheard Lyrics: Barney, the purple dinosaur Original Lyrics: Everybody walk the dinosaur	Wham!'s, "I’m Your Man" Misheard Lyrics: Baby, I’m okay Original Lyrics: Baby, I’m your man

1990s
Human Resource's, "Dominator" Misheard Lyrics: Wanna piss myself Original Lyrics: Wanna kiss myself	Jesse Frederick and Teresa James', "Second Time Around (Step by Step theme)" Misheard Lyrics: We'll start over Original Lyrics: A fresh start over
MC Hammer's, "Addams Groove" Misheard Lyrics: But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester Man, them some strange names They do what they want to do, say what they want to say Live how they want to live, pray how they want to pray Dance how they want to dance, kick and they're not afraid Original Lyrics: But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester Man, them some strange neighbors They do what they want to do, say what they want to say Live how they want to live, play how they want to play Dance how they want to dance, kick and they slap a friend	Saint Etienne's, "You're In A Bad Way" Misheard Lyrics: You're in a pathway Original Lyrics: You're in a bad way
Scooter's, "I'm Raving" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody was healthy Energy shining down on me Yeah, I've got a first class ticket Feel as good as a boy can be I'm waving, I'm waving Original Lyrics: Everybody was happy Energy shining down on me Yeah, I've got a first class ticket Feel as good as a boy can be I'm raving, I'm raving	The KLF's, "Justified And Ancient" Misheard Lyrics: The maps, they left an hour ago They were singing all at once All bound for Mu Mu Land Then someone started screaming, "Turn up the stove" OR Then someone started screaming, "Turn up the storm" (Later) Vision in the rhythms of life Original Lyrics: The last train left an hour ago They were singing, "All aboard" All bound for Mu Mu Land Then someone started screaming, "Turn up the strobe" (Later) Fishing in the rivers of life

2000s
Ariana Grande's, "The Way" Misheard Lyrics: I don't have a taser babe Original Lyrics: I don’t care who sees it babe	Enrique Iglesias', "Be with You" Misheard Lyrics: Baby just keep me inside Original Lyrics: Baby just give me a sign
Slipknot's, "Psychosocial" Misheard Lyrics: Sinking in, getting smarter again Original Lyrics: Sinking in, getting smaller again

2010s
Avenged Sevenfold's, "Hail To The King." Misheard Lyrics: Kneel to the krill. Original Lyrics: Kneel to the crown.	Ed Sheeran's, "Bad Habits" Misheard Lyrics: My bad cabbage lead to you Original Lyrics: My bad habits lead to you
Jonas Brothers', "Only Human" Misheard Lyrics: I’m only Cuban Original Lyrics: I’m only human	Lizzo's, "Good as Hell" Misheard Lyrics: Feeling Gouda's hell Original Lyrics: Feeling good as hell

misc
Commercial 's, "Napa Auto Parts" Misheard Lyrics: Cap'n Know-How Original Lyrics: Napa Know-How	Traditional's, "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" Misheard Lyrics: The itchy bitchy spider claimed up the otter spout Original Lyrics: The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

xmas
Andy Williams', "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Misheard Lyrics: And everyone telling you'll be a good king Original Lyrics: And everyone telling you be of good cheer	Bing Crosby's, "Mele Kalikimaka" Misheard Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is Orion's way or Mele Kalikimaka on Alma's Way Original Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
Carpenters', "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas presents are here to stay Original Lyrics: Christmas present is here today	Chuck Berry's, "Merry Christmas Baby" Misheard Lyrics: You really did freeze the ice or You really did break the ice Original Lyrics: You really did treat me nice
Darius Rucker's, "Candy Cane Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: It must be Christmas here Original Lyrics: It must be Christmas Eve	Darlene Love's, "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Misheard Lyrics: 'cause I remember when you were free Original Lyrics: 'cause I remember when you were here
Mel Torme's, "Silver Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Pringling Original Lyrics: Ring-a-ling	Michael Bolton's, "Our Love is Like a Holiday" Misheard Lyrics: This world from you to me Original Lyrics: This world brought you to me
Mitch Miller's, "Must Be Santa" Misheard Lyrics: Who goes this way, ho ho ho? Original Lyrics: Who laughs this way, ho ho ho?	Sting's, "Gabriel's Message" Misheard Lyrics: Most highly flavored lady, Gloria! Original Lyrics: Most highly favored lady, Gloria!
The Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy’s Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: And go where to men Original Lyrics: And goodwill to men	Traditional's, "Deck the Halls" Misheard Lyrics: Wreck the homes with boughs of holly Original Lyrics: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Ding Dong Merrily on High" Misheard Lyrics: In Paris the bells are ringing Original Lyrics: In heaven the bells are ringing	Vince Guaraldi Trio's, "Christmas Time Is Here" Misheard Lyrics: Happiness in here Original Lyrics: Happiness and cheer
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