Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 21, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Dean Martin's, "Memories Are Made of This" Misheard Lyrics: Then add the wedding bells, One house where love is swell Three little kids on the table Original Lyrics: Then add the wedding bells, One house where lovers dwell Three little kids for the flavor

1960s
Engelbert Humperdinck's, "Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" Misheard Lyrics: And hand in hand we will ride, Up your backside Original Lyrics: And hand in hand we will ride, Over Belsize.	Engelbert Humperdinck's, "Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" Misheard Lyrics: Lady St. Quest, oversize Original Lyrics: Les Bicyclettes du Belsize
Janis Joplin's, "Mercedes Benz" Misheard Lyrics: My friends all dry four shirts Original Lyrics: My friends all drive Porsches.	Nina Simone's, "Four Women" Misheard Lyrics: My name is Egypt! Original Lyrics: My name is Peaches!
The Kinks', "Sunny Afternoon" Misheard Lyrics: Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I got a big bad farmer trying to rape me Original Lyrics: Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I got a big fat mama trying to break me

1970s
10cc's, "I'm Not in Love" Misheard Lyrics: Be quiet, requesting Clive Original Lyrics: Be quiet, big boys don't cry	Alice Cooper's, "School's Out" Misheard Lyrics: Schools belong to meatheads Original Lyrics: School's been blown to pieces
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Sweet Talkin' Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Hold on, street walkin' woman or Hold on, street talkin' woman. Original Lyrics: Hold on, sweet talkin' woman.	Elton John's, "Your Song" Misheard Lyrics: I wonder politely Why you're in the world Original Lyrics: How wonderful life is While you're in the world.
Gloria Gaynor's, "I Will Survive" Misheard Lyrics: Did you think I'm Columbo Did you think I'd lay down and die Original Lyrics: Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die	Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah old Neil put her down Original Lyrics: I heard old Neil put it down
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: Drink Miller! No we will not let you go Original Lyrics: Bismillah! No we will not let you go	Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: Mama, boooobs Original Lyrics: Mama, ooooh
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" Misheard Lyrics: It'll criminalize its swings Original Lyrics: In a cradle all night it swings	Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" Misheard Lyrics: She gives me hot girl fever Original Lyrics: She gives me hot cold fever
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls" Misheard Lyrics: He-pig woman, you made a fat boy outta me or He-pig woman, you made a fag boy outta me Original Lyrics: Heap big woman, you made a bad boy outta me	Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Little man vagina, went down to getcha mighta and again incidentally and that way you cry Original Lyrics: Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah and then again incidentally if you're that way inclined
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: She's a Killer Queen, bop bop with the leprosy Original Lyrics: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine	Queen's, "Somebody to Love" Misheard Lyrics: Each morning I get out my dialect Can't barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry You're a vegetarian Original Lyrics: Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord what you've done to me
Queen's, "We Are The Champions" Misheard Lyrics: And fat mistakes, I've been abused, I've had my shelfs and kids in my face but I've come through Original Lyrics: And bad mistakes, I've made a few, I've have my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through	Queen's, "We Will Rock You" Misheard Lyrics: Gonna be a big Manson day Original Lyrics: Gonna be a big man some day
Queen's, "You're My Best Friends" Misheard Lyrics: To you you're real icy Original Lyrics: It's you you're all I see	Sister Sledge's, "He's the Greatest Dancer" Misheard Lyrics: He had the kind of body that would shame our Doris Original Lyrics: He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis...
T. Rex's, "Jeepster" Misheard Lyrics: Girl, I'm just a cheesecake for your love. Original Lyrics: Girl, I'm just a Jeepster for your love.	The Cars', "Let's Go" Misheard Lyrics: and when I asked her will YA fuck? she says she's holding it out Original Lyrics: and when I asked her before. she says she's holding out

1980s
A-Ha's, "Take On Me" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be a girl, in a day or two Original Lyrics: I'll be gone in a day or two	A-ha's, "Take On Me" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be coming for your lover, Kate Original Lyrics: I'll be coming for your love, okay.
Chicago's, "You're the Inspiration" Misheard Lyrics: You're past expiration Original Lyrics: You're the inspiration	The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me" Misheard Lyrics: Gonna smash, gonna smash her, gonna smash her close to me Original Lyrics: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
The Pretenders', "Brass in Pocket" Misheard Lyrics: Got rhythm, can't miss a beat Got muskank, sa-weet (sweet) Got somethin' who we can retell Original Lyrics: Got rhythm, can't miss a beat Got new skank, it's so reet Got somethin', I'm winkin' at you.

1990s
Black Crowes', "Hard to Handle" Misheard Lyrics: Hey little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, yessir'am Original Lyrics: Pretty little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, yessir'am	Green Day's, "Christy Road" Misheard Lyrics: Take me to the trash-encrusted road. Original Lyrics: Take me to the tracks at Christy Road
Queen's, "Headlong" Misheard Lyrics: He used to be a man with a stick in his head Whop did it did it whop did it do She used to beat a woman with a hot dog stare Whop did it did it whop did it do Original Lyrics: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do	Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do" Misheard Lyrics: Until the scum comes up I'll hit a couple of bars. Original Lyrics: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Hum Hallelujah" Misheard Lyrics: It's all a game of this suit, that now comic sans Better up against, the words to wear Original Lyrics: It's all a game of this or that, now versus then Better off against worse for wear	Kaiser Chiefs', "I Predict a Riot" Misheard Lyrics: Hyper with tourettes Original Lyrics: I predict a riot.

2010s
A Day to Remember's, "All I Want" Misheard Lyrics: Keep your hopes up high, and a red cell phone or Keep your hopes up high, and a red salvo Original Lyrics: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.	Derek Breakfield's, "Set Me Free" Misheard Lyrics: I feed the nightingales at night. For any hour, day or night, I'm 73, oh Lord, 73! Original Lyrics: I see the sights and scale the heights Any hour, day or night I set me free Oh, Lord, set me free
FKA twigs', "Glass & Patron" Misheard Lyrics: Now hold that purse for me. Original Lyrics: Now hold that pose for me.	Hozier's, "Take Me to Church" Misheard Lyrics: Take me to church I worship like a dog every Saturday night Original Lyrics: Take me to church and I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

christian
George Frederic Handel's, "Hallelujah" Misheard Lyrics: Far the lord of the mean potent reigneth Original Lyrics: For the lord god omnipotent reigneth

country
C.W. McCall's, "Convoy" Misheard Lyrics: Looks like we got us a Con Boy. Original Lyrics: Looks like we got us a convoy.

xmas
Alvin and the Chipmunks', "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)" Misheard Lyrics: Me, I want a full of hoot later I still want a full of hoot Original Lyrics: Me, I want a hula hoop later I still want a hula hoop	Beach Boys', "Little Saint Nick" Misheard Lyrics: Merry Christmas, reindeer Original Lyrics: Merry Christmas, St. Nick
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: We could wash the snow forever and ever Original Lyrics: We could watch the snow fall forever and ever	Nat King Cole's, "The Christmas Song" Misheard Lyrics: And folks dressed up like pesky moles Original Lyrics: And folks dressed up like eskimos
Traditional's, "Away in a Manger" Misheard Lyrics: Away in a manger, no quid for a bed Original Lyrics: Away in a manger, no crib for a bed	Traditional's, "Deck the Halls" Misheard Lyrics: Follow me in Mary measure or Follow me in married measure Original Lyrics: Follow me in merry measure
Traditional's, "Here We Come A-caroling" Misheard Lyrics: Here we come a-caroling I love the leaves are green Original Lyrics: Here we come a-caroling Among the leaves so green
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