Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Music Quotes -> Latest Entries

The latest quotes about and from various music groups at the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have quotes about and from.

I was out walkin' around this afternoon, I saw a cute little farmer standin' there with blue jeans on and no shirt. I leaned out the bus window. I said "Honey, you're lookin' good!".
Submitted by: Tarzan
I write songs the way I think women think about sex today.
Submitted by: Tarzan
I think if you listen to my music as a man, it gives you an inkling of what goes on in women's minds.
Submitted by: Tarzan
I like Yoko. Yoko is Yoko.
Submitted by: All U Need Is Love
"There's no money back guarantee on future happiness." - Elvis Costello
Submitted by: Alex Aerni
Follow this, you bitches.
Submitted by: killerbulldog
"Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere." - Elvis Costello
Submitted by: Alex Aerni
"Death wears a big hat 'cause he's a big bloke. We're only living this instant." - Elvis Costello
Submitted by: Alex Aerni
Audience request(me) "Shes a Lover". John Martyn reply "I bet she is". Waterford Forum, Ireland 1/3/2001
Submitted by: Aidan Byrne
"There would be less violence in the world if people used hula-hoops."
Submitted by: Susannah Yarbrough

There are more quotes available


Would you like to Submit Some Music Quotes We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to copyright of quotes permitted, only their presentation. All quotes are assumed to be public domain.