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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Midnight Oil's "Blue Sky Mine" would become "Blue Sky Mime"

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 16

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"Hold Back The Light," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Hard to do!
Eileen McKenzie
"Sold Back The Night," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Was it really the Trammps to sell back?
Dave
"Fold Back The Night," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
As literally impossible as the original!
Eileen McKenzie
"Hold Me In Your Army," Pixie Lott originally "Hold Me In Your Arms"
Lucy Crosland
"Holy Me Now," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Singer has been canonized?
Lydia Helton
"Fold Me Now," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Serafina
"Hold Ma Now," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Lydia Helton
"Hold Me Cow," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Moo!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Told Me Now," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Serafina
"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Ma," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Hold Me, Thrill Ma, Kiss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Hold Ma, Thrill Me, Kiss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Hold My Band," Hootie And The Blowfish originally "Hold My Hand"
Genevieve
"Mold My Hand," Hootie And The Blowfish originally "Hold My Hand"
Genevieve
"Hold My Sand," Hootie And The Blowfish originally "Hold My Hand"
Genevieve
"Hold My Hind," Hootie And The Blowfish originally "Hold My Hand"
Genevieve
"Hold My Wand, Hold My Heart," The Chantrellines originally "Hold My Hand, Hold My Heart"
Oneder
"Hold My Band, Hold My Heart," The Chantrellines originally "Hold My Hand, Hold My Heart"
Pete Worst
"Hood On Loosely," .38 Special originally "Hold On Loosely"
The hood of your jacket, that is.
Serafina
"Hood On Tight," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Hold On Tight"
Yvette Bristle
"Hold On Right," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Hold On Tight"
David
"Hold On To The Rights," Richard Marx originally "Hold On To The Nights"
Genevieve
"Hold On To The Eights," Richard Marx originally "Hold On To The Nights"
A strategy for a certain card game?
Serafina
"Hold On To The Lights," Richard Marx originally "Hold On To The Nights"
Genevieve
"Hold On To The Tights," Richard Marx originally "Hold On To The Nights"
Mike
"Hold The Sine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Tine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Samantha Wayland
"Hold The Link," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Hold The Fine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Lice," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Eewww!
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Hold The Life," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Wine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Hold The Mine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Lint," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Hold The Lite," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Lite beer?
Candy Welty
"Hold The Lime," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Hold The Pine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Held The Line," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Lane," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold Toe Line," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold Tie Line," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold The Nine," Toto originally "Hold The Line"
Candy Welty
"Hold You In My Army," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Ed
"Hold You In My Arks," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Hold You On My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Yvette Bristle
"Hold You In My Arts," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Hold You In My Arks," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Yvette Bristle
"Sold You In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Hold Lou In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Yvette Bristle
"Mold You In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Held You In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Yvette Bristle
"Hoed You In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Fold You In My Arms," Ray LaMontagne originally "Hold You In My Arms"
Samantha Wayland
"Hold Lou Tight," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Hold You Right," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Serafina
"Mold You Tight," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Gigi
"Fold You Tight," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Only if you're a contortionist!
Jen
"Hold Your Bead Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Candy Welty
"Held Your Head Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Candy Welty
"Hold Your Lead Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Fold Your Head Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Kinda hard to do (even if you're a contortionist)!
Hayley Spalding
"Hold Your Herd Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
The cows would appreciate it.
Lindsay Lowhound
"Hold Your Heat Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Hold Your Dead Up," Argent originally "Hold Your Head Up"
In caskets or not?
Lindsay Lowhound
"Holding Back The Rears," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
Josh Freilich
"Holding Back The Tears," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
surprised this one's not up yet either
Serafina
"Molding Back The Years," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
Josh Freilich
"Holding Back The Yeats," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
I'm still trying to study Shakespeare!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Holding Back The Gears," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
Josh Freilich
"Holding Gut For A Hero," Bonnie Tyler originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
How does hero give need to hold one's gut?
Jane C. Moore
"Holding Out For A Zero," Bonnie Tyler originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
She's lowered her expectations.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Holding Up The Shy," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Holding Up The Sky"
Alyssa Jayne
"Holding Up The Sty," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Holding Up The Sky"
Alyssa Jayne
"Holding Up The Sly," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Holding Up The Sky"
Alyssa Jayne
"Folding Up The Sky," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Holding Up The Sky"
Either way, it's literally impossible.
Alyssa Jayne
"Holding Up The Spy," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Holding Up The Sky"
Literally possible, unlike original title.
Alyssa Jayne
"Home In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper originally "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)"
Regina Olsen
"Pole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper originally "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)"
Regina Olsen
"Hose In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper originally "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)"
Even more outlandish than original
Regina Olsen
"Mole In The Earth," Deftones originally "Hole In The Earth"
That's where moles live!
Amy Grunt
"Home In The Earth," The Deftones originally "Hole In The Earth"
That would be a burrow.
Ava Rice
"Holes In The Flood Of Heaven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In The Floor Of Heaven"
Marion Shelby
"Moles In The Floor Of Heaven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In The Floor Of Heaven"
Marion Shelby
"Homes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In the Floor of Heaven"
Margie
"Homes In The Floor Of Heaven," Mark Willis originally "Holes In The Floor Of Heaven"
Marion Shelby
"Holiday Roar," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
Candy Welty
"Holiday Toad," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
Candy Welty
"Holiday Load," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
Candy Welty
"The Holiday Reason," Andy Williams originally "The Holiday Season"
Yvette Bristle
"Holidays In The Sub," Sex Pistols originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Holidays spent in the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine"
Nora Aaron
"Holidays In The Bun," Sex Pistols originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Eddie
"Holidays On The Sun," Sex Pistols originally "Holidays In The Sun"
When you want to get that deep tan?
Eddie
"Holla If You Like Thaw," The Bar-Kays originally "Holla If You Like That"
Yvette Bristle
"Holla If You Like What," The Bar-Kays originally "Holla If You Like That"
Yvette Bristle
"Holla If You Like Thad," The Bar-Kays originally "Holla If You Like That"
Yvette Bristle
"Hotly," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina
"Polly," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina
"Dolly," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina
"Golly," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina
"Molly," Andy Williams originally "Holly"
Serafina

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