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...and God eats lemmings just like me
...and God is empty just like me
Change the blinds for me
She's the one for me
Fashion victim to the faculty.
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth.
Fashion victims to the tribal chief.
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth.
He was such a good example of a flavored fisherman
He was such a good example of a favored future man
I never let on, that I was on a second show.
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship.
I'm in love with a raw sandwich.
I'm in love with my sadness.
I'm your lover, Ian Ziering.
I'm your lover. I'm your zero.
I'm your mother, I'm a hero
I'm your lover, I'm a zero
My reflection, down and bitter
My reflection, dirty mirror
My reflection, turning me on.
My reflection, dirty mirror.
So shave the whales
we're never really gonna need 'em
So save your prayers
for when you're really going to need them
The fashion victims to the troubled teens.
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth.
Throw out your cats and fly.
Throw out your cares and fly.
Throw out your cats in flight.
Throw out your cares and fly.
Ugliness is loneliness,
and loneliness is damnedingness
and damnedingness is hogliness
and "hog" is empty
Just like me!
Emptiness is loneliness,
and lonliness is clenliness
and clenliness is godliness
and "God" is empty
Just like me!
You blame yourself, like a kid in manure.
You blame yourself, for what you can't ignore.
You bloody noses
You blame yourself.