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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lloyd's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decatur wears gravy
Original Lyrics:
Decatur: Where it's Greater
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll make your move right here baby
Original Lyrics:
It's a major move right here baby
Bad Religion's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's made of candy canes and planes and pirate choo choo trains
And the meanest little boys throw sticks at little girls
Original Lyrics:
It's made of cany canes and planes and bright red choo choo trains
And the meanest little boys, most innocent little girls
Candlebox's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s all yours
Original Lyrics:
It’s for you
Candlebox's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on patching
Original Lyrics:
Keep on passing
George Harrison's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Q, Q, yeah, Q
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you, you, yeah, you
George Harrison's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quite appealing
Original Lyrics:
What a feeling
Misheard Lyrics:
Send them a ham sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Send them a text message
Misheard Lyrics:
Send them a test message
Original Lyrics:
Send them a text message
As in a test of the Emergency Alert System (formerly the Emergency Broadcast System).
Lloyd's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's 5' 2".
Original Lyrics:
She's fine, too.
Misheard Lyrics:
She's 5'2", but I want you.
Original Lyrics:
She's fine too, but I want you.
Lloyd's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's fighting, too
Original Lyrics:
She's fine, too
Janet Jackson's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sierri Arsie Essen-Nostrum
Original Lyrics:
C-N-E-I-C-S-N-O-C
Bad Religion's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a place where everyone can be right
Even though you remain an eternity of fools
And riddance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not for me in patience
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farmer's getting f***ed
you'll be there without a buck
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
Original Lyrics:
There's a place where everyone can be right
Even though you remain determined to be opposed
Admittance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not to be impatient
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farm is good and bought
you'll be there without a thought
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
Janet Jackson's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleash this gadget that you've grown into.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash the scared child that you've grown into.
Janet Jackson's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleash this ketchup that you've grown into.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash the scared child that you've grown into.
Kevin Max's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the one, the ugly one
Original Lyrics:
You are the one, the only one
This song is a hidden track, named by Kevin Max in an interview.
Bad Religion's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You invaded my entire world.
Original Lyrics:
You painted my entire world.
Bad Religion's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You painted my entire world
And I don't have the kind of time
To deal with you a**holes.
Original Lyrics:
You painted my entire world
And I don't have the turpentine
To clean what you have soiled.
Sky's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, you make me wanna plotz
Upon the city lots.
Original Lyrics:
You, You make me wanna fly
Above the city lights.
Sky's, "You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, you make me wanna plotz
Upon the city lots
Original Lyrics:
You, You make me wanna fly
Above the city lights

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