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But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I been playing this part since I's only three.
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray.
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be an android.
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be unemployed.
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be an employee of Yoda
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be unemployed, oh my Yoda.
I lived in some moss while I stood on my head
I lifted some rocks, well I stood on my head.
I lived in some rocks, while I stood on my bed.
or
I lived in a box, while I stood on my shed.
I lifted some rocks, well I stood on my head.
I met him in a swamp down at Dago Byway
It bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
I met him in a swamp down in Day-Glo Bar
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
I saw the little rump
I saw the little runt
So I used the force
I picked up a bus
So I used the force
I picked up a box
The number of contract I had assigned
Said I will be making these movies 'til the of time
With my Yoda.
The long term contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time
With my Yoda.
The old dern contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time.
The long term contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time.